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Topic: Anal Sex

Anonymous A started this discussion 6.6 years ago #3

Good, bad, unrealistic ??

What is the best way to prepare for a good ol' fashioned anal sex session ??

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6.6 years ago, 7 minutes later#2

CONDOMS

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6.6 years ago, 48 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post#8

Bring some Hemostat. I never go on a date without a few. Although, the experience itself is a bit disappointing really. It reminded me of fucking that ring on a milk bottle by cat likes to play with.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post#17

It's not bad if you know what your doing, condoms and some good lube are a must though.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post#20

Make her use an enema prior to the sex so you know it's clean down that tunnel.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6.6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post#35

anal sex? hell no im not gay!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6.6 years ago, 20 hours later, 2 days after the original post#72

No fffuuu`qin way.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6.6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 days after the original post#73

Have a good dump, use a Fleets enema or two. Go slow, REAL slow; lot's of foreplay, fingers, lube (GOOD LUBE, not BUTTER). Don't even think about dick until 2 or three fingers are comfortable. GO SLOW... believe it or not pushing like your pooping relaxes the anus and makes penetration easier, LOT'S of lube... Dark sheets and have extra towels and kleenex handy, if a chunk of "clay" occurs grab it with a tissue and move on... enjoy...

Anonymous G replied with this 6.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post#74

@previous

Enjoy what, exactly? Besides, is it better for the penis or the asshole?


> Dark sheets and have extra towels and kleenex handy,
> if a chunk of "clay" occurs grab it with a tissue and move on... enjoy...

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post#75

Chloroform. Definitely chloroform......

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6.6 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 days after the original post#76

Anal sex got popular through porn movies of evil jews, they had a plan to transform all christian americunts into crap people. The plan worked.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6.6 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post#309

@8
لقد عذب الله قوم لوط بسبب هذا الفعل فلا يجوز للانسان العاقل ان يمارس هذه القاذورات

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6.6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post#325

I think it's more of the fact that you're doing it (sticking it in her butt) that is what makes it feel good. If she's younger and tighter you won't notice that big of a difference. But it is a ... feeling of conquering someone. :)

just sayin'...

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6.6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post#351

I don't agree on the text posted on the picture above.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6.6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 week after the original post#352

Anal sex is like having sex but its more anal

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post#353

I say all you really need to do is have your partner evacuate their bowells about two hours before the anticipated encounter. If they feel like it, they can perform an enema with a regular douche from the drugstore. If you have no worry about VD you can skip the condom. You need plenty of lube (about the size of a quarter on your fingertips is good enough for the initial insertion of your fingers. You need to stretch the muscles of the anus before you insert your member. Anal sex should not hurt your partner. As you have anal intercourse you may need more lube.

My wife and I started having anal this year and I can say that you don't need to overcomplicate things. Also, it's a blast.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 6.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post#354

I know a lot of chicks arent that into it but, froma guy's point of view, it is the best sensation. It has nothing to do with power or humiliating them or anything like that. It is just so tight that it hits every nerve ending on your cock. I cant last more than 2 min in a really good ass-fuck.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 6.6 years ago, 1 week later, 3 weeks after the original post#493

As a bi guy who's gotten anal many many times I can say that it isn't like porn. It's messier. You can mitigate it with good eating, a bowel movement, and a fleet enema if you want (there's one guy who like fucking me but insisted I be clean; I would use the enema, then refill it 2-3 times. Took about half an hour but this guy was a champ so I happily did it.)

But most of the time all that's needed is a bowel movement before you do it, and a bit of cleaning on the outside + a soapy finger to get ready. You're repeatedly putting your dick inside someone's rectum. There will be fecal matter. Let's all be adult about it.

I would never recommend anal without a condom. First, lots of mucus membranes mean higher chance of infection if there's something to transmit (and that includes things like a cold). Second, the condom keeps things nice and clean; if you're like me and want to milk that cum after he's finished drilling your ass, you do not want to go ass to mouth. Finally, cum in your ass is pointless. Much better to pull out and jizz somewhere else (mouth, chest, pussy) than to deposit up the butt.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 6.4 years ago, 1 month later, 2 months after the original post#3,057

Anal sex is the bomb, if I'm planning to get fucked up the ass by a few people I like to make sure my ass is really clean. (ie. no shit in ass), To do this you can do a number of things: fast for 8 - 15 hours before, making sure you take a big shit before you get fucked, after you take a shit, take a bit of soapy water and finger your bum to make it real squeaky clean. Or you can just use a bit of lube to clean it. Finger your bum until there is no more brown.
You can also use an enema. If you don't know what that is look it up. It is basically squeezing some liquid up your ass with a turkey baster thingy that forces you to shit. If you don't have one, you can use a gatorade bottle of water (though this is not as sanitary). Do the same thing with fingering your ass with soapy water. This will allow your partner(s) to lick your ass and not feel so dirty about it.

Once all of the shit is out of your body, pop an ecstacy or two. Give your partner(s) sialis (or another aphrodisiac like viagara), lay your self in a sling.

Heaven!

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 6.4 years ago, 2 weeks later, 3 months after the original post#3,764

@76

> Anal sex got popular through porn movies of evil jews, they had a plan to transform all christian americunts into crap people. The plan worked.

ur fuckin retarded

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 2.4 years later, 2.7 years after the original post#30,932

> Good, bad, unrealistic ??
>
> What is the best way to prepare for a good ol' fashioned anal sex session ??

Lube your ass up, and get ready for that starp-on!

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2.7 years after the original post#30,938

@previous

> > Good, bad, unrealistic ??
> >
> > What is the best way to prepare for a good ol' fashioned anal sex session ??
>
> Lube your ass up, and get ready for that starp-on!

exactly.
besides, enemas are for pussies.
scat is the shit...

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 3.9 years ago, 2 days later, 2.7 years after the original post#31,130

@previous

> > > Good, bad, unrealistic ??
> > >
> > > What is the best way to prepare for a good ol' fashioned anal sex session ??
> >
> > Lube your ass up, and get ready for that starp-on!
>
> exactly.
> besides, enemas are for pussies.
> scat is the shit...

Can I fuck you in the ass?

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 3.9 years ago, 10 hours later, 2.7 years after the original post#31,150

Bad, if you're on the receiving end of it, and you're anus is sensitive.

Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 3.9 years ago, 1 week later, 2.7 years after the original post#31,504

@previous

> Bad, if you're on the receiving end of it, and you're anus is sensitive.

How many times have you had your asshole stretched, faget?

Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 3.9 years ago, 1 week later, 2.7 years after the original post#31,707

@previous

> > Bad, if you're on the receiving end of it, and you're anus is sensitive.
>
> How many times have you had your asshole stretched, faget?

Probably not as many times as you.

Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 3.8 years ago, 3 weeks later, 2.8 years after the original post#32,459

Just do it in the shower, and it doesn't matter if it's messy. Why would you care if she shits on you in the shower? I wouldn't care.

You can also shove a shower wand hose up her ass and turn the water on low. It'll clean her out. I've done it to myself. I like it. I just bought another shower wand and cut the head off. Then I reshaped the cut end of the handle to go in my ass. It works great. Just a little short, but there's nothing out there like what I made. Nothing on the market.

Anonymous Z-5 joined in and replied with this 3.6 years ago, 2 months later, 3.1 years after the original post#32,563

Is your children learning on Wikipedia these days?

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