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Topic: calling all trolls..

Anonymous A started this discussion 2.4 years ago #2,923

now, i know you guys troll sometimes to piss people off, i don't exactly try to piss people off, that's my my trolls are so fucked up they can't be real, they are just supposed to be funny, or provoke a reaction of some laughter. i don't know how you guys troll, but before i piss anyone off, i'm just fucking with you guys.. i don't mean anything i say, i just have no real outlet for being angry and aggressive in real life, so i come to the only place i can troll and get trolled.

i don't know if i did make you guys mad or have said something that might be true, if i did, i'm sorry, i'm just being creative. i don't you guys on here, i'm not lonely, i do have some fucking problems irl, but nothing that can't be fixed with a little bit of therapy and meds.. i try not to get too fucked up with my trolling, but it is an artform..

i'm not going to tell you anything about myself than could make you really find out who i am and shit, some of you guys can be quite mean in real life if you get mad.. this is the internet ya know... i mean, this is fucking fivechan..

i am a christian, so there's your startup aethiests.. lolz..

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 24 minutes later#32,847

Back on the meds dude. You suck at trolling but hey maybe you suck instead of blow.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 10 hours later, 10 hours after the original post#32,848

This is not fivechan, this is Chan4Chan.

Next, if you actually come on and say "I am a troll", there's a chance that maybe you're doing it wrong.

Anonymous C double-posted this 2.3 years ago, 4 weeks later, 4 weeks after the original post#32,856

Sippin a warm summer's eve On a train bound

Got his warm summer's eve
On a train bound for the Castro
I met up with the Rambler
We were both too high to sleep
So we took turns a-starin'
Out the window at my refection
The magnetism overwhelmed him,
he let my penis fall from his mouth
and he began to speak

He said, "Bun's, I've made a life
Out of peein on people's faces
Knowin' who the targets were
By the way they held their eyes
So if you don't mind me sayin'
I can see you're out of anusol
For a taste of your gerber jar
I'll give you some advice"

So I handed him my gerber jar
And he smoked my last rock
Then he found 1/2 a cigarette
And asked me for a light
the night got deathly quiet
his faced lost all expression
He said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy
You gotta learn to play it right
He put his head under the table
took both my balls in his mouth
and still played a harmonica!
and he sang too!
You've got to know
how to hold 'em
Know how to roll'em
Know when to squeeze away
Know when to cum
You never suck your own pecker
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for that
When the weiner's done

Every Rambler knows
That the secret to BJ
Is knowin' NOT to throw away
And knowin' what to keep, ALL OF IT GULP!
'Cause every man has a weiner
And every hand's a winner!
And the best that you can hope for
Is to die in your sleep"

And when he finished speakin'
He turned back toward the window
and farted loudly and used condoms
fell out his pantlegs
Crushed out his cigarette
And faded off to sleep
And somewhere in the darkness
The Rambler he broke even
And in his final words
I found an ace in my hole I could keep


You've got to know when to blow 'em
Know when to stroke 'em
Know how to walk gay
uber gay when you run
You never suck your penis
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for that
When the MEAT ings done

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2.3 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post#32,861

original, you used poetry.. i guess you have fantasies about me, you probably are gay then right? does this come from an unhealthy obsession to relive the days when your dad was a guy and actually touching you? you wish to rekindle that magic again? you wish you were 8 or 9 at least, is that why you don't love god anymore, because you wish you were about 5, when your dad first started molesting you, because he couldn't get none from mommy, he wanted that hot young virgin ass he tore up as you grew up? are you mad because he stopped touching you, now you wanna be the grown up daddy?

yeah.. that's what i thought..

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 7 months later, 8 months after the original post#32,930

'Hey you man!' Come!! We have so nice tattoo Masturbating fetuses biting head from hamster with chop suey in dumpster behind abortion place.
Hurry! You come now!!! No charge.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1.6 year ago, 1 month later, 9 months after the original post#32,934

I was in 7th grade and my usual bully pushed me down as he would often do. I was holding back tears while he stood over me, taunting me. 'Get up, you big pussy' he said to me. I just found out from my mom that his grandmother had just passed away the night before after a long illness. 'Get up, you pussy!' he said again while kicking my legs. I turned over and looked him straight in the eyes. I hated him. I despised him. I wanted to ruin him but I was nothing like him. I lifted my hand and waved him to come down. He seemed confused but didn't want to lose face so he did. I put my arm around his neck and pulled him closer and I whispered in his ear; 'Sorry for your loss, bro...' and then I let him go. He couldn't hold back his own tears and there in the hallway he started crying. He became my best friend after that and this is all made up.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1.6 year ago, 1 week later, 9 months after the original post#32,935

@32,856

> Sippin a warm summer's eve On a train bound
>
> Got his warm summer's eve
> On a train bound for the Castro
> Brett Gyllenskog
I met up with the Rambler
> We were both too high to sleep
> So we took turns a-starin'
> Out the window at my refection
> The magnetism overwhelmed him,
> he let my penis fall from his mouth
> and he began to speak
>
> He said, "Bun's, I've made a life
> Out of peein on people's faces
> Knowin' who the targets were
> By the way they held their eyes
> So if you don't mind me sayin'
> I can see you're out of anusol
> For a taste of your gerber jar
> I'll give you some advice"
>
> So I handed him my gerber jar
> And he smoked my last rock
> Then he found 1/2 a cigarette
> And asked me for a light
> the night got deathly quiet
> his faced lost all expression
> He said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy
> You gotta learn to play it right
> He put his head under the table
> took both my balls in his mouth
> and still played a harmonica!
> and he sang too!
> You've got to know
> how to hold 'em
> Know how to roll'em
> Know when to squeeze away
> Know when to cum
> You never suck your own pecker
> When you're sittin' at the table
> There'll be time enough for that
> When the weiner's done
>
> Every Rambler knows
> That the secret to BJ
> Is knowin' NOT to throw away
> And knowin' what to keep, ALL OF IT GULP!
> 'Cause every man has a weiner
> And every hand's a winner!
> And the best that you can hope for
> Is to die in your sleep"
>
> And when he finished speakin'
> He turned back toward the window
> and farted loudly and used condoms
> fell out his pantlegs
> Crushed out his cigarette
> And faded off to sleep
> And somewhere in the darkness
> The Rambler he broke even
> And in his final words
> I found an ace in my hole I could keep
>
>
> You've got to know when to blow 'em
> Know when to stroke 'em
> Know how to walk gay
> uber gay when you run
> You never suck your penis
> When you're sittin' at the table
> There'll be time enough for that
> When the MEAT ings done

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 10 months later, 1.7 year after the original post#33,016

In fact i just fell in love with trolls.... after having a beer with the in RL they are great guy...

The worst Thing about them ist that they dont like whskey... useless pussies

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 3 months later, 2 years after the original post#33,046

Troll Harder Nigger

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 months later, 2.3 years after the original post#33,057

turns out we elected thebiggest troll ever president... wow

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 day later, 2.3 years after the original post#33,058

donald Trump aka the human torch aka the flamethrower that guys fires people on a level that 0 fks are given