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Topic: C4C Christian Alliance

Anonymous A started this discussion 3.1 years ago #2,881

As a Christian I am interested in forming a fun and informal Christian group on here. Just a place to hang out and chat. If anyone is interested just let me know.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3.1 years ago, 3 hours later#32,486

Naw, I heard Jesus was a cunt.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post#32,487

I share your interest, OP. Please post pictures of your anus... and genitals, so that we may proceed with this discussion.

Fapping Furiously,

Satan

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post#32,488

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> I share your interest, OP. Please post pictures of your anus... and genitals, so that we may proceed with this discussion.
>
> Fapping Furiously,
>
> Satan

You almost had me there you scamp. Are you interested in renouncing your wickedness?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 17 hours after the original post#32,489

I think Chan4Chan is the wrong place to look for people for a Christian group. This site is full of pedos, tranny lovers, guys selling cheap Chinese knockoffs, and guys banned from other forums bearing a grudge against those forums.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 23 hours after the original post#32,490

Seems legit . . .

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post#32,491

@32,489

> I think Chan4Chan is the wrong place to look for people for a Christian group. This site is full of pedos, tranny lovers, guys selling cheap Chinese knockoffs, and guys banned from other forums bearing a grudge against those forums.

I'm sure that's not the case for everyone here. Sure there are some descent Christians on here who like a chuckle and don't take things too seriously? Besides laughter was given to us by the big man, shame to waste it.

Anonymous C replied with this 3.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post#32,492

Holla back, OP. I suck, I swallow. Your cock is my meal, Christ muncher.

Anonymous B replied with this 3.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post#32,493

Oh yeah! I almost forgot... NIGGER!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3.1 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post#32,494

Is there such a thing as christian tranny sister porn? If not, membership will be sparse.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3.1 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post#32,495

^ WOW, OP. The five some we could have with those three penis packers could make you into a Satan Semen Catcher very quickly. In the mean time, can I tongue fuck your anus while giving you a reach around hand job?
I love man sex... please help me, you adorable Christ queer.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3.1 years ago, 2 days later, 5 days after the original post#32,496

HAIL SATAN!

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3.1 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post#32,497

As a Christian, I will pray that God will bless this topic. May the BALLS of GOD slap gently upon your chin, and may His Holy Spermulum flow down your throat, yea, like a mighty river. For it is written,
'Unless a man drink deeply and swallow of His Holy Spunk, he may not enter unto the Kingdom of Heaven to dance upon the Lap of our Creator'. Amen.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 week later, 3 weeks after the original post#32,512

Why the FUCK do you need to form a "christian" group? Way to go douche...do that and it'll get hammered by every logical person who can think for themselves who isn't a make believe worshiping religious nutbag.
Hey, what's that? Oh, your local priest say's its time for your weekly confession. He's got his knob all oiled up just for your ass.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post#32,513

You clearly don't understand our tradition of faggotry around here...@32,512

> Why the FUCK do you need to form a "christian" group? Way to go douche...do that and it'll get hammered by every logical person who can think for themselves who isn't a make believe worshiping religious nutbag.
> Hey, what's that? Oh, your local priest say's its time for your weekly confession. He's got his knob all oiled up just for your ass.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post#32,514

@32,512

> Why the FUCK do you need to form a "christian" group? Way to go douche...do that and it'll get hammered by every logical person who can think for themselves who isn't a make believe worshiping religious nutbag.
> Hey, what's that? Oh, your local priest say's its time for your weekly confession. He's got his knob all oiled up just for your ass.

Says the tard who probably believes in the Holocaust, the Moon Landings, and that Osama Bin Laden was responsible for 9/11.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post#32,515

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Lol...No chance dipshit. But then one can only assume you believe in the big fairy in the sky. Good luck with your lemming life you dumb sheep. Baaaa...


> > Why the FUCK do you need to form a "christian" group? Way to go douche...do that and it'll get hammered by every logical person who can think for themselves who isn't a make believe worshiping religious nutbag.
> > Hey, what's that? Oh, your local priest say's its time for your weekly confession. He's got his knob all oiled up just for your ass.
>
> Says the tard who probably believes in the Holocaust, the Moon Landings, and that Osama Bin Laden was responsible for 9/11.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 11 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post#32,516

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> Lol...No chance dipshit. But then one can only assume you believe in the big fairy in the sky. Good luck with your lemming life you dumb sheep. Baaaa...
>
>
> > > Why the FUCK do you need to form a "christian" group? Way to go douche...do that and it'll get hammered by every logical person who can think for themselves who isn't a make believe worshiping religious nutbag.
> > > Hey, what's that? Oh, your local priest say's its time for your weekly confession. He's got his knob all oiled up just for your ass.
> >
> > Says the tard who probably believes in the Holocaust, the Moon Landings, and that Osama Bin Laden was responsible for 9/11.

I never said that, shit-for-brains. My point(as everyone but you understood) was that it is fucking hypocritical for assholes to criticise Christianity because it's all a bunch of guys telling them something with no actual evidence other than some fanatical liars.....but then those same people happily swallow shit like the Holocaust or the official 9/11 story, where all there is is a bunch of kikes telling them stories, and harsh laws for anyone who sees the obvious holes in the story. But you're probably too thick to wrap your head around that.

Anonymous K replied with this 3 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post#32,517

^ LOL. You are trolled, faggot. HeeHeeHeeHee...

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post#32,518

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> ^ LOL. You are trolled, faggot. HeeHeeHeeHee...

If you say so, retard.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 19 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post#32,519

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> > ^ LOL. You are trolled, faggot. HeeHeeHeeHee...
>
> If you say so, retard.


Well it seems he did say so. So I guess you did get trolled but then you wouldn't admit that as your ego is too large to allow for such a thing.
Now we just wait for your next comment to lol at.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 38 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post#32,520

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> > > ^ LOL. You are trolled, faggot. HeeHeeHeeHee...
> >
> > If you say so, retard.
>
>
> Well it seems he did say so. So I guess you did get trolled but then you wouldn't admit that as your ego is too large to allow for such a thing.
> Now we just wait for your next comment to lol at.

You and your butt buddy TRIED to troll, but you're so fucking pathetic that you failed.

Now act like you won anyway, then go suck each other's dicks.

Anonymous M replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post#32,521

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> > > > ^ LOL. You are trolled, faggot. HeeHeeHeeHee...
> > >
> > > If you say so, retard.
> >
> >
> > Well it seems he did say so. So I guess you did get trolled but then you wouldn't admit that as your ego is too large to allow for such a thing.
> > Now we just wait for your next comment to lol at.
>
> You and your butt buddy TRIED to troll, but you're so fucking pathetic that you failed.
>
> Now act like you won anyway, then go suck each other's dicks.


That was close to what I expected a tard like you to try and come back with.
Face it. You got trolled. Shame it was so easy.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post#32,522

hey, dumbass... ALL HAIL TEH HYPNO----TOOOOOOAAAAADDDDD...@32,496

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post#32,523

@32,521

> > > > > ^ LOL. You are trolled, faggot. HeeHeeHeeHee...
> > > >
> > > > If you say so, retard.
> > >
> > >
> > > Well it seems he did say so. So I guess you did get trolled but then you wouldn't admit that as your ego is too large to allow for such a thing.
> > > Now we just wait for your next comment to lol at.
> >
> > You and your butt buddy TRIED to troll, but you're so fucking pathetic that you failed.
> >
> > Now act like you won anyway, then go suck each other's dicks.
>
>
> That was close to what I expected a tard like you to try and come back with.
> Face it. You got trolled. Shame it was so easy.

What is really fucking funny is that you think you are funny and clever, when all you're doing is showing what a complete and utter fucking tard you are. Seriously, you think you are trolling? Wrong. All you're fucking doing is showing how fucking retarded you are, and the limits of your tiny little mind. Of course, you're far too "challenged" to even understand what I am saying, and will probably take this to mean another "victory" in your "trolling". So while you sit there in your mom's basement in your XXXXXL underwear, covered with grease and some nigger's cum, laughing like a gay jackass about how you "trolled" me, and pissing on the floor, I'll be laughing at how fucking pathetic YOU are.

Anonymous M replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post#32,524

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> > > > > > ^ LOL. You are trolled, faggot. HeeHeeHeeHee...
> > > > >
> > > > > If you say so, retard.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Well it seems he did say so. So I guess you did get trolled but then you wouldn't admit that as your ego is too large to allow for such a thing.
> > > > Now we just wait for your next comment to lol at.
> > >
> > > You and your butt buddy TRIED to troll, but you're so fucking pathetic that you failed.
> > >
> > > Now act like you won anyway, then go suck each other's dicks.
> >
> >
> > That was close to what I expected a tard like you to try and come back with.
> > Face it. You got trolled. Shame it was so easy.
>
> What is really fucking funny is that you think you are funny and clever, when all you're doing is showing what a complete and utter fucking tard you are. Seriously, you think you are trolling? Wrong. All you're fucking doing is showing how fucking retarded you are, and the limits of your tiny little mind. Of course, you're far too "challenged" to even understand what I am saying, and will probably take this to mean another "victory" in your "trolling". So while you sit there in your mom's basement in your XXXXXL underwear, covered with grease and some nigger's cum, laughing like a gay jackass about how you "trolled" me, and pissing on the floor, I'll be laughing at how fucking pathetic YOU are.


HAHA, that's more like it. I knew you could at least get a little worked up and post something half decent. Not bad. But still a fail. Try again. Faggot.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post#32,525

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> > > > > > > ^ LOL. You are trolled, faggot. HeeHeeHeeHee...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If you say so, retard.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Well it seems he did say so. So I guess you did get trolled but then you wouldn't admit that as your ego is too large to allow for such a thing.
> > > > > Now we just wait for your next comment to lol at.
> > > >
> > > > You and your butt buddy TRIED to troll, but you're so fucking pathetic that you failed.
> > > >
> > > > Now act like you won anyway, then go suck each other's dicks.
> > >
> > >
> > > That was close to what I expected a tard like you to try and come back with.
> > > Face it. You got trolled. Shame it was so easy.
> >
> > What is really fucking funny is that you think you are funny and clever, when all you're doing is showing what a complete and utter fucking tard you are. Seriously, you think you are trolling? Wrong. All you're fucking doing is showing how fucking retarded you are, and the limits of your tiny little mind. Of course, you're far too "challenged" to even understand what I am saying, and will probably take this to mean another "victory" in your "trolling". So while you sit there in your mom's basement in your XXXXXL underwear, covered with grease and some nigger's cum, laughing like a gay jackass about how you "trolled" me, and pissing on the floor, I'll be laughing at how fucking pathetic YOU are.
>
>
> HAHA, that's more like it. I knew you could at least get a little worked up and post something half decent. Not bad. But still a fail. Try again. Faggot.

Yeah whatever. It's wasting time to talk to a braindead shut-in like you. Your infantile mind can't even begin to comprehend what is actually being said, and all you can do is laugh and drool, thinking that you are a real human being. So, I'm not gonna waste any more time talking to the likes of you. If anyone else wants to say something to me, good or bad, I'm cool with that, but I have no more time or desire to try and have an argument with someone who is covered n their own shit, and whose iq is measured in single figures.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post#32,526

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> > > > > > > > ^ LOL. You are trolled, faggot. HeeHeeHeeHee...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > If you say so, retard.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well it seems he did say so. So I guess you did get trolled but then you wouldn't admit that as your ego is too large to allow for such a thing.
> > > > > > Now we just wait for your next comment to lol at.
> > > > >
> > > > > You and your butt buddy TRIED to troll, but you're so fucking pathetic that you failed.
> > > > >
> > > > > Now act like you won anyway, then go suck each other's dicks.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > That was close to what I expected a tard like you to try and come back with.
> > > > Face it. You got trolled. Shame it was so easy.
> > >
> > > What is really fucking funny is that you think you are funny and clever, when all you're doing is showing what a complete and utter fucking tard you are. Seriously, you think you are trolling? Wrong. All you're fucking doing is showing how fucking retarded you are, and the limits of your tiny little mind. Of course, you're far too "challenged" to even understand what I am saying, and will probably take this to mean another "victory" in your "trolling". So while you sit there in your mom's basement in your XXXXXL underwear, covered with grease and some nigger's cum, laughing like a gay jackass about how you "trolled" me, and pissing on the floor, I'll be laughing at how fucking pathetic YOU are.
> >
> >
> > HAHA, that's more like it. I knew you could at least get a little worked up and post something half decent. Not bad. But still a fail. Try again. Faggot.
>
> Yeah whatever. It's wasting time to talk to a braindead shut-in like you. Your infantile mind can't even begin to comprehend what is actually being said, and all you can do is laugh and drool, thinking that you are a real human being. So, I'm not gonna waste any more time talking to the likes of you. If anyone else wants to say something to me, good or bad, I'm cool with that, but I have no more time or desire to try and have an argument with someone who is covered n their own shit, and whose iq is measured in single figures.


Ah but you mere fool. It never was an argument. You have yet again proven you don't understand what getting trolled is. You have wasted your time and effort posting infantile retorts that while funny, are just silly.
Now come on, I know you are just itching to post something that might make you appear smarter than me, or in fact smarter than you are. I mean really? Was that the best you've got? Please, if it was, don't breed. For the sake of not adding more shit to an already polluted gene pool.

Anonymous K replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post#32,528

Ha Ha!! I never thought it would go this far. Fucking LOL.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post#32,529

See. Christians just like towel headed sand muzzies love each other. I love the other guy. He's a dipshit, but you gotta give a guy a leg up in life you know.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 days later, 4 weeks after the original post#32,534

Praise be to Christ ...

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post#32,535

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> Praise be to Christ ...

Why? Why not praise be to the hard working mother fuckers that make shit happen instead of to some dead dipshit who got NAILED.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 week later, 1 month after the original post#32,545

What would be better is a group about magnets.
Just a place to hang out and chat about magnets.
If anyone is interested in magnets let me know.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post#32,549

I need a chick to suck my cock for Christ.

Anonymous S replied with this 3 years ago, 6 days later, 1 month after the original post#32,551

I am interested in forming a fun and informal evolution group on here. Just a place to hang out and chat. If anyone is interested just let me know.

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 2.8 years ago, 2 months later, 3 months after the original post#32,596

Hi, I'm also looking to set up a Christian group but one which concentrates on saving dangerous animals such as the shark and the Tyrannosaurus rex. Who's in?

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 2.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 months after the original post#32,598

Fucking LOL! Anon D gets reminded of his trolled status again... nice.

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 2.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 months after the original post#32,600

I told him once, I told him many a time but no. The religious nutbag did not wake up.

A troll. A failure. A dipshit. He encompasses it all without fail. There he succeeds, without fail.

But fail, oh fail follows him, like a lurking odour, in the shadows being offensive to sharp minds.

The religious ones, offensive to the "enlightened ones", those been the people that can think for themselves instead of bowing to an organisation to tell them how to think and what to think.
Obviously, churches and religion are great for governments as they make it easier to control the sheep, those that are the masses, the employees that keep the wheels of economy turning.

So with that. OP. May you suck a priests sweaty balls, or you may at least be the third to do so in that day.

Bless you small mind, we need mindless twats like you to be good employees.

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 2.5 years ago, 2 months later, 6 months after the original post#32,708

@32,596

> Hi, I'm also looking to set up a Christian group but one which concentrates on saving dangerous animals such as the shark and the Tyrannosaurus rex. Who's in?

Me.

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 4 months later, 11 months after the original post#32,783

honestly i find it hilarious people are trying to troll christians. general rule of thumb, atheists believe in science, with the generally accepted theory that we evolved from some mud puddle or water and magically transformed from single cell organisms into what we are today. to say that the double helix was somehow magically formed out of water molecules and other complex molecules then zapped into existence is on par with any and every other religion out there. so to be honest with you, and i mean brutally honest with you, atheists don't believe in god, or any god for that matter, yet they somehow believe that a hunk of rock magically exploded from nothing out in the distant cosmic reaches of space known as "the big bang". then somehow (this part is very easily shown as truth though) all the galaxies formed from this magical big bang that happened from absolutely nothing.

so for them to sit here and state that we are retarded for believing in any faith whatsoever is dumb, is sheer stupidity, and definitely faggotry. don't feel bad for them though, i mean, somehow, there was a massive explosion, again, a massive explosion that happened in the center of the vast emptiness of space from absolutely nothing. it, the immensely large chunk of matter and antimatter, formed from nothing, then blew up, and then the double helix formed out of those particles by chance, not just on this planet, but on a ton of other planets because most believe in intelligent life elsewhere in the cosmos, formed the most complex string of particles that form every single part of a complex cell, which most wouldn't even know what that is to begin with since they are mostly drop outs or in school or just didn't pay attention in school, it formed this double helix that makes up the very coding of our bodies. not just ours mind you, but that of every single living thing on this planet, and other planets as well.

i mean, raptor jesus right?

they say "oh, what about dinosaurs?"

"oil" is my reply. i mean... really? have you not seen the atrocities that are being committed all over the world today? yeah, i'm pretty sure that just killing off dinosaurs so we can have oil is something he would do. i mean, look at some people's sense of humor, and we are made in his image. i have a very sick sense of humor, i mean, i'm on c4c right? if anyone can understand what i just said here, i'm trolling the shit out of the atheists and basically anyone trying to tell me there is no god.

i mean really? he let muhammad the pig fucking pedophile that likes to rape both dead animals and dead humans have his own terrorist religion to the point where there is something like 1.5 billion muslims on this planet right now...

obviously god has a hell of a sense of humor. i mean.. really..

i am not on here all that often other than for shits and giggles, but if you are not trolling about a christian group, honestly, yeah this would be the wrong place to do it homes. although go for the gusto! lolz..

Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 20 hours later, 11 months after the original post#32,784

There is no god of any kind. Never was, never will be except for the imagined and made up kind that stupid gullible humans keep on babbling about.
But then it's ok for all the sheep to believe. It keeps them in check and also doing funny stupid stuff all the time.
All in the name of "god" right..LOL.

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 2.1 years ago, 17 hours later, 11 months after the original post#32,785

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> There is no god of any kind. Never was, never will be except for the imagined and made up kind that stupid gullible humans keep on babbling about.
> But then it's ok for all the sheep to believe. It keeps them in check and also doing funny stupid stuff all the time.
> All in the name of "god" right..LOL.

so somehow, magically, the big bang happened from material that magically appeared out of nothing? right... you can not get something from nothing. just isn't going to happen.

for general faggotry, i like watching you atheists have lemon parties, it makes me cringe and laugh at the same time, like eating those warheads candies back in the day.. that or watching a couple of chicks get down, that's awesome.. but your mentality of the situation is that of like your mom that has down syndrome, you know she drools pretty heavily, it makes it soo much better when she gags on me, see, i have a fat cock, so it makes it easier to go down her throat with all that drool. i only let her gag on it because she likes to sell herself on the corner for mcdonald's toys, and your exdad, or transformed second mom (since he chopped off his cock and grew tits), likes to pimp her out & watch. on top of that, he (sorry, she) has also mangled his snatch to the point they both need a vaginoplasty. your exdad, or new mom, also has scars on her tits where she has burned them from rough tit fucking.. i won't even let her get close to me because she has herpies, so i'm satisfied with your transformed mom changing the diapers of your mom who has down syndrome when her snatch starts to smell like broccoli farts from marinating in her own feces..

yes, i went there. your mom has down syndrome, your dad got a sex change, and now they both need a vaginoplasty, on top of your mom that has down syndrome selling her mangled roast beef sandwich for mcdonald's toys.. the whole happy meal to gag her..

this is why you hate god.

Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 months after the original post#32,786

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blah blah blah...some shit about your parents fucking animals and you sticking vegetables up your ass...blah blah blah

> this is why you hate god.

^
I can't hate what doesn't exist you silly douche.

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 2.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 months after the original post#32,787

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> blah blah blah...some shit about your parents fucking animals and you sticking vegetables up your ass...blah blah blah
>
> > this is why you hate god.
>
> ^
> I can't hate what doesn't exist you silly douche.

hahahahaha... veggies, your tranney second mom eats them after i plunge them in my butt and spoon out the muddy obama i take after eating large amounts of tacos..

again, you think that a giant (this being the big bang) mass of matter and antimatter formed magically in outer space, then blew up, formed all we know, including aliens, as well as your parents, one of which whom has down syndrome selling her mangled roast beef sandwich for mcdonald's toys, the other chopped his balls and sausage off for a nice ripe peach she/he mangled..

of course, you also have an extra chromosome, and if i wanted your lip back from you, i would ask your tranni mom to wipe it not only off her/his lips, taint, & mangled fake vag, but also to smear it out of your mom's diaper that has down syndrome..

but that's okay, you be innocent and all knowing, cause you probably don't know any better, extra chromosomes and all..

Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 months after the original post#32,788

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>
> hahahahaha... veggies, your tranney < at least spell it right. After me, tranny.
>
Now you do seem to have a hang up with believing in some magical being that no one can see, hear, smell or touch or has any proof of its existence but when science offers up a possible (you notice I say possible as the universe as we know it, well we know very little about it) explanation for the creation of the universe you immediately cry out "magical"...might as well say wizardry, sorcery and lets burn you heretics at the stake like good old religious nut jobs did in the past, so scared of science and progress they were.

As for your fixation with my parents, your concern is duly noted but let it be known they are doing well. Obviously the same can't be said for your mental state, but I'm sure you manage you bumble your way through each day, putting the little wooden shapes in the holes...well trying to. I'm sure your efforts are applauded and I won't be one to mock your disabilities.

Well I better let you get back to reading your fairy tale book, the bible...or koran or whatever human conceived pile of stories religious people like to read.

I'll just sit back, sip a nice glass of aged scotch while the rat race of people run on by and wait for the next installment of your attempts to insult me (it's not working by the way but is amusing in a childish way).

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 2.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 11 months after the original post#32,789

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> >
> > hahahahaha... veggies, your tranney < at least spell it right. After me, tranny.
> >
> Now you do seem to have a hang up with believing in some magical being that no one can see, hear, smell or touch or has any proof of its existence but when science offers up a possible (you notice I say possible as the universe as we know it, well we know very little about it) explanation for the creation of the universe you immediately cry out "magical"...might as well say wizardry, sorcery and lets burn you heretics at the stake like good old religious nut jobs did in the past, so scared of science and progress they were.
>
> As for your fixation with my parents, your concern is duly noted but let it be known they are doing well. Obviously the same can't be said for your mental state, but I'm sure you manage you bumble your way through each day, putting the little wooden shapes in the holes...well trying to. I'm sure your efforts are applauded and I won't be one to mock your disabilities.
>
> Well I better let you get back to reading your fairy tale book, the bible...or koran or whatever human conceived pile of stories religious people like to read.
>
> I'll just sit back, sip a nice glass of aged scotch while the rat race of people run on by and wait for the next installment of your attempts to insult me (it's not working by the way but is amusing in a childish way).

i'm glad i could make you laugh. you messed up some of your english here, too, so i wouldn't go all grammar nazi without first checking yourself out there mr. whatever.

as for burning heretics at the stake, what you are referring to was the catholic church, i don't like the catholic church, i call them cathoholics, they are not, repeat after me, they are not christians.

as per what you said about it being not 100% proof about the big bang, sure, nasa agrees, so lets cover some links that prove something about this shall we? before we cover that, you are new to the conversation, you are not the one i was talking to regarding said parents, but since you seem to think i have mental disabilities, lolz, i must be a high functioning retard then, huh? probably higher functioning than you as you have not had the time nor the patience to go out and look this information up. does that mean you just don't care? i don't know. let's go over some different links covering some science.

1st. again, it's not 100% proof, but here: http://www.big-bang-theory.com/

2nd. tests they run due to the big bang: http://map.gsfc.nasa.gov/universe/bb_tests_cmb.html

3rd. theory of inflation: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/18/science/space/detection-of-waves-in-space-buttresses-landmark-theory-of-big-bang.html?_r=0

considering i know all of this, i figure this should be enough light reading for you while you drink your scotch. i on the other hand, will drink my swill, and pray to jesus, not mary, not any of the other saints, not burning heretics at the stake.

most of all, i do not support the catholic church, or that terrorist religion islam. don't get me started on islam, im not islamaphobic, and i'm not racist, to call me racist because i don't like islam would only prove your intelligence levels. the fact that you can't tell the difference between true christianity and catholicism is already bad enough..

Anonymous Z-5 joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 5 days later, 11 months after the original post#32,790

@previous


> I love your efforts to prove your pathetic argument but you still have not shown any proof that this "god" you believe in exists.
Let alone any proof this "god" created anything.
You can post as many links as you want but all your type end of doing is trying to disprove events like the big bang etc instead of trying to prove the existence of your chosen god.
As for me, I never said the big bang happened. You brought that up.
Science knows very little about our universe and its beginnings but they do seem to know enough that shows it certainly wasn't created by some magical "god" that exists up in well....where does this god exist?
And if there was nothing before your amazing god created the universe, then where did your omnipotent god come from?

No one has asked that question. If your magical fairy created the universe (a fair few billion years ago) then before it did it, where did it exist? And who created it? Lol. I'd love to see you explain that one without trying to move onto trying disproving the big bang.

Your turn. Oh and yes, if I give a shit, I can write without errors, but then faggots like you tend to nit pick like nagging old women...oh wait. That'll get you started on your 12yr old "your mother" rant. That was really high level and intelligent!! Not. You're such a douche.

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 2.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 months after the original post#32,791

why would i even try to explain something to a troll? you are a trolololololol, therefore im not going to feed you. you are a fag, and so you should be treated like one, eat a dick fag.

honestly, there is not a single shred of proof any god exists. i believe though because i choose to. it's called faith. as far as i'm concerned, a lot of shit you do is retarded, why should i believe anything that comes from you? what proof do you have that evolution actually happened like "science" says it does?

you don't have proof, you can say what you want, there is no real 100% proof that we evolved from monkeys. not to mention evolving from some piss in the ground or out of the ocean. so, with that being said, you have the freedom to believe what you want to believe, i also have the freedom to believe whatever i want to believe, no matter my intelligence level, sexual orientation, age, race, or location on earth (except of course if i lived somewhere religious freedoms were not allowed).

furthermore, you have not even made an argument that is even close to valid on why i should not believe in a god (mine being jesus christ).

so considering all of this, when you finally prove or disprove god (more than likely by made up facts and trolling), then maybe your points would hold some water in respect to this argument. until that given time, you are just a troll. but troll on homes.

Anonymous Z-6 joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 10 hours later, 11 months after the original post#32,792

@previous


> honestly, there is not a single shred of proof any god exists. i believe though because i choose to. it's called faith.

And your above comments just go to prove how stupid and gullible people like yourself can be.

But as I said, we need people like you to be subservient, to follow like sheep. To be good little employees not questioning anything and just believing.

You can babble on calling me whatever you want but it means shit to me as I don't consider your opinion valid nor important.

I do ask though. Do you believe dinosaurs existed?
And you said something about evolution. Don't tell me you believe your magical fairy also created humans? And hopefully you don't believe in the Noah's ark story. That would be a real lol moment.

Anyhow...over to you religious troll.

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 2.1 years ago, 1 day later, 11 months after the original post#32,793

See, what you must understand is that i am neither a sheep, nor subservient. i do however, question everything.

the fact i don't act like a normal "christian" as you call it, proves this.

if i have faith in something, that's my choosing, you have faith in something, you question things, maybe you need to look up the definition of faith, faith doesn't just mean in religion, it's faith in things to continue to work, and even i do not have faith in that. i question our government, i question what those in power do, i question whether or not im sane (which im not if you must know), i question whether or not continuing this argument with trolls is sane (fun but dumb since you could care more rather than less on whether or not i say something intelligent or not), yes i do believe dinosaurs existed (you obviously have not even read any of the posts i have written so far before you wrote what you did), and to be truly honest with you i do not like some of the things that my religion teaches but i have faith in it anyways.

that's like living by the laws of the land, you do what they state or suffer the consequences (which i don't like a lot of the laws either, but i have to deal with them anyways because of where i live, and there is nothing i can really do about it).

when it comes to science, i also seek answers to things in science to those things that are unknown. i look for ways to improve life using science and technology. i have aspects of "faith" in many different laws of science.

to be completely honest with you, some of the stories in the bible are hard to believe, although there are parts of the bible that also show where adam and eve were not the only humans created. Nephilim. they did not come from adam and eve. there are other parts of the bible that show that god is omnipotent, which means he can and will do whatever the fuck he wants.

when i said god obviously had one "hell" of a sense of humor, i meant if he's gonna create hell, wtf? yeah this mother fucker has a sick twisted sense of humor.

when it says that we were made in his image, it just means an aspect of god. which means in you being an atheist, you are but a mere aspect of how god is. me, another aspect. and so on and so forth. yes, even retards.

the one's that can count to potato, that's an aspect of it as well. like a special emotion he has for people like you... trying not to get mad at you, and trying to hinder himself as much as he can to understand you. but then, he has to be retarded to do it..

just saying.

Anonymous Z-1 double-posted this 2.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 months after the original post#32,794

i think i should elaborate on god for a minute here. just for the record, god is worse than satan, he made satan, lolz, for those satan worshippers out there, lolz..

why is he this so called worse than? because he gave him the limits. yes, the bible has some pretty fucked up harsh shit involved. it allows mass murderers, rapists, torturers, and several other excrement scum such as you atheists the ability to repent from your sins and come to him no questions asked on his behalf.

as far as im concerned, there was at least 30+ posts of you assholes trolling this christian guy for no reason. basically you spit on him when you could have just ignored the post.

so god's sense of humor is to say fuck you, burn in hell for fucking with my friends. im the big mac daddy pimp mother fucker, you will die, you will be anal raped with a soldering iron, you will have your flesh ripped off, and you will have salt & lemons as well as other burning substances such as hot sauce + jalapenos rubbed in your open wounds..

this is god's sense of humor. or punishment, or whatever.

so fuck your twisted mind, the fact of the matter is, whatever you can think up, he has already allowed, put into writing, and will do beyond whatever puny imagination you have.

so as far as i am concerned, troll away, i will have some nigger with aids that somehow makes it to heaven piss across the lake of fire on you while you are being tortured for all your cruelty to people, only to have it evaporate before it gets to you, while you scream from the torture, and beg for it to reach you..

as for the faith in science, let's go with the law of gravity that keeps you from floating off of the earth. let's go with decomposition of dinosaurs making oil, let's go with terminal velocity, let's go with all the other law's that have been proven by science, and then let's not forget how unexplainable they are currently, or misunderstood.

so go fuck yourself fags. take that huge 4 foot dildo and shove it up your ass. your mom is a dumb whore who sleeps around for practically nothing (the metaphor of her being someone who can count to potato and sells her self for mcdonalds toys[a tank of gas to get there], and your dad being gay because she doesn't give him any anymore, or the fact they are swingers) so basically, either you really are fucking stupid, or you just are too young to understand, either way, your mentality of the situation shows how much of it you actually grasp in present posts. so as far as im concerned, fags will be fags, like your dad... lolz.

oh, and if you want clarification on secular christianity, anyone claiming to be anything like baptists, catholics, protestants, shit like that, they are not true christians, they are some off shoot fucking redneck sect of the religion giving true christians a bad name. me, i fucking could care less homo. your a fag, i don't have to explain my true motives to you. all i have to do is whip my small ass dick out and make you suck on it all night and feed you crack.

eat a dick.

Anonymous Z-7 joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 months after the original post#32,795

@previous

> i think i should elaborate on god for a minute here. just for the record, god is worse than satan, he made satan, lolz, for those satan worshippers out there, lolz..
>
i don't have to explain my true motives to you. all i have to do is whip my small ass dick out and make you suck on it all night and feed you crack.
>
> eat a dick.


Well the above pretty much sums it all up. You are a dumb cunt. You make no sense, just like religion and it's believers.
I had some hope prior to your last post that maybe we could entertain a slightly intelligent discussion but that's gone by the wayside with your latest brain fart rant.

All I can say is LOL...christians are madder than cut snakes, more gullible than housewives in the midst of a tupperware sale and dumber than a plank.

But thank you for the entertainment. I guess christians have been entertaining since the days of the Romans feeding you twats to the lions. At least christians were useful for something. Light entertainment.
Pity we can't do the same these days. Stupid political correctness.

Over to you oh crazy one.

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 2.1 years ago, 58 minutes later, 11 months after the original post#32,796

im not mad, you mad bro? you mad that your dad's gay and your mom's a whore?

no really though, you are trying to troll. i haven't talked to too many dipshit atheists, people who when presented with facts just ignore them. but that's right, i would have to be retarded and not believe in god or the facts that are right in front of my face to appear cool, right? exactly..

see, you would like to actually lump us in with the "running bear" catholic church, or the pig fucking terrorist religion the muzzies. maybe you would like to lump all religion together just because you hate your own life and you wish to try to cause pain and suffering on others.

good, cause i like to troll too. i guess we are in good company then.

the only thing is, i don't like cock, you do.

that's probably why you are an atheist. because it's the new "hipster" thing to do. like, the new "cool" thing to be is an atheist and troll christians and other people's faith.

i bet you probably believe that gravity is caused by the earth spinning, which is why we don't float off of it.

Anonymous Z-8 joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 2 days later, 11 months after the original post#32,797

@previous


>
> that's probably why you are an atheist. because it's the new "hipster" thing to do. like, the new "cool" thing to be is an atheist and troll christians and other people's faith.
>


I've always been an atheist, and certainly a lot longer than any of these bearded hipster dipshits have been on this planet.
As for trolling religions, well why not. Stupid people are always easy to make fun of and you can't get any more stupid than believing in imaginary magical beings creating planets (I'd love to see you explain the creation of the universe including all the planets, comets, stars, meteors etc, humans etc like a personal science experiment. If this grand fairy can create it, why has it let these humans ruin what it created? Kinda daft if you ask me.

Anyhow, in a fashion true to yourself, I'm off to pimp out your mom to some dodgy guys. She's cheap but she does some nasty tricks for a fiver!

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 2.1 years ago, 1 day later, 11 months after the original post#32,798

only a true hipster would say they were doing the "cool" thing before everyone else was.

i've already explained myself a few times on all those questions you asked, so if you even bother to read the replies or the links, then you would have your answers to that.

as far as i know though, just like a lot of scientific things are unexplained, so too, are the workings of god. believing in the theory of evolution is just as crazy as you claim believing in religion of any kind to be.

so you have fun with that. the theory of evolution is disproved by the workings of "DNA".

you seem to be holding a few too many chromosomes, which would explain your hipster way of doing things and your beliefs. it's okay though, jesus still loves you even though you are all screwed up in the head from being raped by your dad all throughout your childhood.

Anonymous Z-9 joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 1 day later, 1 year after the original post#32,799

@previous

> only a true hipster would say they were doing the "cool" thing before everyone else was.
>
> i've already explained myself a few times on all those questions you asked, so if you even bother to read the replies or the links, then you would have your answers to that.
>
> as far as i know though, just like a lot of scientific things are unexplained, so too, are the workings of god. believing in the theory of evolution is just as crazy as you claim believing in religion of any kind to be.
>
> so you have fun with that. the theory of evolution is disproved by the workings of "DNA".
>
> you seem to be holding a few too many chromosomes, which would explain your hipster way of doing things and your beliefs. it's okay though, jesus still loves you even though you are all screwed up in the head from being raped by your dad all throughout your childhood.


I've decided to reply to your whole ramble seeing you seem to think I miss some of your responses.

A true hipster would give a shit. I don't. Call it how you want, I still don't give 12 shits.

You may have as far as you are concerned explained yourself but that is in itself just the ramblings of a misguided fool so henceforth it garners zero attention and response from myself.

What however does make me chuckle is when you mention science and god in the same sentence, as though they are they same thing. Let me see. Proven versus unproven. That is the proven part of science my friend. And there are things science is still yet to prove. That I do admit. I'm sure you'll use this angle to make a comment to prove the existence of your made up god.

But science has proven a lot. As for the "workings of god". So how did jesus turn water into wine? How did another tard seperate a whole ocean so those such persecuted could pass?
How do you explain fossils that date before this so called god created the, well everything...the whole fucking universe...all of it...beyond what we can even see...and then this god created us silly humans. WTF? Hang on....this god just created a whole fucking universe out of nothing (and where did this god exist before creating all this shit???) and then created these fucking stupid humans that started out as cave dwellers...oh sorry.. no no...adam and eve...and they fucked like spastic rabbits to create the human race...hang on..the snake and the apple...hmmm...sounds like a kids story. RIIGHHTT!!!

Anyhow... And as for the theory of evolution being disproved by DNA??? WTF are you smoking dude? Seriously. Do you even understand DNA? Do you even understand DNA evolution? Obviously not. Forget whatever nonsense your religious organisation forces upon you. If you don't understand the basics of DNA and how it evolved then that right there explains your failure to comprehend anything I say.

Your mind may be shut to learning new things, and that is common in those who wish to believe that what they were taught to believe is the word.
For me, if this "god" is real, then let someone prove it. So far no one has. But I have seen far more proof for evolution and just about any other factor in our life than I have for some imaginary god.

But if that's what helps you sleep at night and lets you be a good little employee for the good of the human race then so be it.

And as for raping...I'll leave that to the priests and religious types. They seem pretty good at it. Nice stuff religion. Creates rapists en mass. But that would just be me sensationalizing things wouldn't it.

At the end of the day. We have religion versus common sense.
Religion is a man made set of ideals. A way to govern people. In the middle ages it served very well to keep law and order as the "church" was seen as the alighty power. Even since BC times, religion and the religious leaders held sway over not just the sheep(general population) but also the leaders. Even these days, in very religious countries, it the the religious leader that makes the final decision. Religion. A weapon of control. A way to keep gullable people in check. Always has been, always will be.

So the masses follow it, and those who don't are branded stupid. Wrong. Infidels etc.

The old 95% rule. I love this rule. It's so true. I live by it. It has made me very happy.

So whatever rubbish you spout, whatever insults you try to espouse, it falls on deaf ears. Much like I suppose my ramblings does upon yourself.

So at the end of the day, you believe in fairies and imaginary gods and...well I don't.

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 2.1 years ago, 1 day later, 1 year after the original post#32,800

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgPh1qigv7s

that's dna replication and repair.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_organisms_by_chromosome_count

although i do not like wikipedia, this is a list of the number of chromosomes in each type of animal/plant (very short list).

what this means is that you can't mate between species. you can breed specific traits between the genomes / dna that are already there to produce specific traits in a human like they did with field niggras back in the day, as well as with plants and animals....

that's science.

so what have you been smoking, that's right, you just haven't been paying attention.. that's common sense, you are just retarded, go count all your chromosomes, you'll probably get to potato.

Anonymous Z-10 joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 3 days later, 1 year after the original post#32,801

Dah fuq you on about willis?

You are all over the shop with whatever you are trying to prove.

I've read all your babblings an apart from some shit about your chosen god existing in your mind and fairy's doing some shit it's all been a bit of a big lol.

So go take your chromosome rant and cover it in your own smelly shit and wipe your ass with it.
That's about how useful the crap that comes out your mouth is.

Let us all know when the other one drops and we'll throw you a party.

Till then go have a fiddle over furry porn you massive genital wart.

Anonymous Z-11 joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post#32,803

Why does god create babies with cancer?
If god can do anything, can he create
something so heavy that he can't lift it?
As a side note, Jesus was well hung.

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 2.1 years ago, 1 day later, 1 year after the original post#32,804

the babies are food.


what's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?

one dead baby in five trash cans..


soooo by the time someone decides they are going to put a dead baby in 5 trash cans, does that mean that person had no freedom of will, that god made him split that dead baby up and put it in 5 trash cans? no? then what you are telling me is that you have no free will, that you were predestined to be an invalid.

to be honest, no, im not all over the place, im using science, which you seem to think that christians think science is voodoo or something, which it's not because i'm using science to get on one of the most fucked up boards ever to talk about christianity as well as play many games and watch other forms of entertainment, i mean, hold on a second..

what you are saying is, and this is the funny part, what you are telling me is, that if all christians believed science was voodoo or something heretical, we would not drive cars, use microphones, we wouldn't build churches using modern day technology, go to work, use refrigeration, we wouldn't use medicine, we would basically not even have lived in the dark ages, basically what you are saying is that christians would be cavemen, as science has something to do with just about everything we do in today's day and age. so your argument about me being all over the place utilizing science about all your retarded theories that make up your hipster religion known as "atheism" being all over the place, is completely invalid.

the comment about counting your chromosomes and reaching the answer of potato, that was to let you know that you can only be born with a certain amount of chromosomes or you end up retarded, or rather, with down syndrome. now, correct me if i am wrong, people with down syndrome can't reproduce, and if they do, the child is also retarded, sometimes even worse.

so by this theory of evolution, what you are telling me mr or mrs or ms hipster, is that basically a monkey with down syndrome that had extra chromosomes mated with another species, and did this over and over again, considering that the only way to cross breed somethng would to be to have the same number of chromosomes and the same way to reproduce, i.e. sperm and egg with uterus.

if you then take into account that you can not cross breed species (russian scientists tried to get a human pregnant with monkey sperm, yeah, gross i know, look it up), then you would understand that yes, this whole undesirables (counting to potato due to chromosome counts) thing is what it is, basically what you are saying by telling me that we evolved from apes is that somehow, somewhere, in your gene pool, a monkey fucked another monkey with down syndrome, then that monkey had a baby that was deformed, and down the line it went with undesirable traits came to being, and waahlaah, we have your gene pool..

that's what you "hipster" atheists are saying to me by saying you evolved from apes..


first off, what you are saying is soooo rare, soooo not likely, let's take a hard look at what you are saying shall we, cause like, your hipster religion "atheism" is retarded, it has to be retarded, look at what you are saying.

soooo, let's break it down for you, since you don't understand, or are not willing to do the research because you look at niggers and you are all like, omfgz, we evolved from monkeys!!! lolz... even when the science is in front of you, you can't take it, that's hilarious to me. that's like looking at a jew and saying, omfgz, we evolved from vultures!!! or looking at a russian bitch and saying, omfgz, they evolved from wolves (in some ways, they have facial features like them)... you are completely retarded.

first, let's start with this, there are 10,000,000 sheep. 1 of those sheep are born with a defect in it's dna, the dna can't change the deformity, but it has extra chromosomes. it dies without giving birth. that leaves 9,999,999 sheep to give birth or mate with another one to give birth, given that the ratio of males to females is 1:1. since you don't know how to maths at all, just talk shit, let's keep going. let's say that 100,000 sheep are born with various defects or anomalies. with the ratio still being 1:1, lets say they don't have extra chromosomes, but some have 2 heads, some have 2 dicks, some have 2 pussies, some have 8 legs, some have dark hair, some have yellow spots.

second, i must say this, the sperm and the eggs of both parents can not be altered outside of a laboratory setting by outside influences to (such as weather, sunlight, anything short of radiation) to affect how or what that baby will end up having inside of it. this can and does appear in all aspects of humanity. first, let's go with people who have fucked up teeth in great britain. they live in cold weather, they would all be furry mother fuckers with busted grills (why is it with brits that when they smile they look like snaggletooth? was that because they ate rocks or something? treebark? what the fuck kinda mutation happened in their genomes to make them look like 'Sloth' off the goonies and just as retarded?), niggers wouldn't be black they would be pasty as fuck because of working out in the sun due to mutations to keep the heat out of their skin (the melatonin in the skin does get darker on anyone being in the sun too long, it also makes you heat up faster due to black absorbing all color, whereas white reflects all color), to make matters worse, all people who live in northern areas of the world would be niggers due to the so called mutations represented in the theory of evolution your hipster religion dictates as outlined by the "theory of evolution" that you atheists worship. on top of that, all russians, including the women, should look like fucking black or brown bears, not hot ass redheads like most irish women...


your theories are full of holes based upon a man that even said that the theory was not sound back in the 1800's...


so if you decide to sit there and tell me im a christfag for believing in something old and outdated, think about your darwin awards, one of which you should have won, for being so stupid as to believe in something so outdated as a theory of evolution.. one of which holds no water, and is completely deflated by dna, the epic story of how genes work, chromosomes work, the fact that million year old fish have been caught today looking exactly as the skelotons that were dug up with scientists pointing to those being the first of the fish ancestors that crawled up on land to grow lungs to end up producing dinosaurs and people later on.


so go count to potato and hold all your chromosomes. ranting i am not, running bear is catholocism, catholocism is not christianity.


and again i state this, how many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof?


it depends on how thin you slice them....


is it free will, or were you predestined to be a 'Sloth' from goonies?

Anonymous Z-1 double-posted this 2.1 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 year after the original post#32,808

Atheism:

Believing that if you can get away with it, it must be ok. That includes rape, robbery, murder, torture, pedophilia, tax evasion, racketeering, theft, arson, embezzlement, drug distribution, kidnapping, lying, cheating, etc. etc. etc.

Unfortunately, atheists don't draw the line at other atheists as they are fair game, too. Since there is no "ultimate moral authority" that will make you account for your misdeeds, then there truly is no justice.

Isn't it wonderful?


that's your hipster religion summed up.

Anonymous Z-12 joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 year after the original post#32,809

Here's my thought:

It's easy and "funny" for people to make fun of Christianity. Haha! That Jeebus! Isn't that funny? Everyone thinks it's fair game, and every time some mentally challenged weeaboo or submissive bottom comes up with a "Christian" "joke", they think they are truly clever and original. If anyone objects, well fuck them as they're too overly sensitive and stupid for believing in a fictitious god. Lulz.

However, the exact same people would take offense if someone made fun of the jews or the muslims. It's fun to make jokes about Jesus Christ. But make a joke about Mohammad or some Rabbinical nonsense, and suddenly you're a "hater", an "anti-semite", a "Racist" etc. etc. This is clearly a double standard, and shows how vile and reprehensible the kind of dimwits who make jokes about Christianity are. It's not so much that they do attack Christian peoples' beliefs. It's that they think they're being clever and 'dangerous', yet these same faggoty cowards wouldn't make the same or similar statements about the towelheads or kikes. Seriously, anyone who thinks it's clever to attack Christianity, but has ANY hesitation or doubts about being just as offensive towards the sand niggers or the weasels, you're not clever or funny or dangerous...you're just a cunt.

Anonymous Z-13 joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 2 days later, 1 year after the original post#32,811

As an immature teen boy who thinks he knows whether or not God exists, I am interested in forming a fun and informal KnowItAll group on here. Just a place to hang out and fling verbal poo at other mentally deficient cock stains. If anyone is interested just let me know.

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 2.1 years ago, 1 day later, 1 year after the original post#32,812

that sounds like fun z-13, that's exactly why i have been flinging poo. to show you yes, christians can be just as fucked up in the head as the rest of you "hipster" atheists, cathoholics, j0oz, and other religions, except you fucking muslims, you muslims are just the fucking worst.

seriously though. no christians (for the most part, or at least the one's that aren't fucked up in the head like the wanna-be bastards the westboro baptist church) would actually fuck with you unless truly provoked. i mean.. you can go pull a fight club and piss them off to see what they do, fuck it, why not?


but no, for real though, what the fuck is wrong with bronies? dude, y'all should do something about those ass hats.

i swear they are totally fucked up in the head, they are totally pedo bears if i ever saw one.. for the most part, i can't, i won't, try to understand those idiots. something is fucking wrong with those people. how the hell does a grown ass man play around with fucking dolls and immortalize some fucking little girls show and act like fucking ponies? what the fuck? like... are you fucking serious? i can see a dad actually playing with them to spend time with his daughters (not in a sick way) but seriously, any and all other forms of fucking around with dolls like that makes me wonder what the fuck happened to you as you grew up..

did your daddy touch you in your no no places? are you fucking sick? did you eat paint chips as a kid? have you been fucking niggers? did you contract aids? did you get stuck in a bad acid trip? how much ketamine are you on? are you fucking jewish? are you a muslim? more than likely you are a fucking muslim aren't you? i mean moo-ham-head the pig fucking pedophile had his youngest wife aisha playing with dolls in their bedroom before he raped her.. at 9 years old.. i mean the fucking pig fucker married her at 6...

are you fucking joking? you have to be on some serious fucking dope to think this shit is okay.. why are they the largest fucking population in the world? y'all need to stop selling drugs to these fucking muslims, like 2 billion people support this fucked up pedophile religion...

and you thought cathoholic priests were bad, or any of the other assholes fondling little kids..

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

there's some poo for you.. lolz.. im just some monkey on a fucking biological spaceship flying millions of miles an hour through space that happens to believe in jesus christ.

Anonymous Z-14 joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 year after the original post#32,814

Well it's good to see at least another attempting to comment here. Not sure where the favourite tard is, though I'm sure if I crumple a few bible pages his "christian" ass will appear. Pity they make for such poor toilet paper.

So, on that note, May the religious tards be as such, and may their small minds keep them happy in the safe knowledge that some invisible being is looking after their stupid asses while they go about their silly jobs that they are so stupidly employed to do.

Onwards dear sheep, we need you clowns to keep doing what you do, believing what you do so we can keep living the way we do off of your hard work. LOL. I like human sheep. So stupid, but useful.

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 2.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 year after the original post#32,815

im a christian, and i smoke joints of weed, joints of tobacco, and joints of that fake weed from bible paper.. lolz, it's just paper man.. it's great for rolling paper, no shit. the ink pages suck though, so you have to use all that extra paper in it for that, or soak it with acetone or whatever to get the ink out then wash it.. if you are hard up or just wanting to fuck with people.

i think you are just mad because i called you a hipster atheist. look up religion on google. the definition of religion. that's also describing atheists. so your hipster religion is still going strong after all the arguments against it, like dna replication & repair, matter from nothing, evolution being that of someone with intelligence of someone with down syndrome, the fact that science is being done in areas that would seem like insanity to you for christians to be doing but they are doing it and are usually leading scientists with doctorates in those fields.


it's all good though, imma wash some ink out of some bible paper and smoke with jesus.

Anonymous Z-15 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 days later, 1 year after the original post#32,825

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> im a christian, and i smoke joints of weed, joints of tobacco, and joints of that fake weed from bible paper.. lolz, it's just paper man.. it's great for rolling paper, no shit. the ink pages suck though, so you have to use all that extra paper in it for that, or soak it with acetone or whatever to get the ink out then wash it.. if you are hard up or just wanting to fuck with people.
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> i think you are just mad because i called you a hipster atheist. look up religion on google. the definition of religion. that's also describing atheists. so your hipster religion is still going strong after all the arguments against it, like dna replication & repair, matter from nothing, evolution being that of someone with intelligence of someone with down syndrome, the fact that science is being done in areas that would seem like insanity to you for christians to be doing but they are doing it and are usually leading scientists with doctorates in those fields.
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> it's all good though, imma wash some ink out of some bible paper and smoke with jesus.


I've been away for a while...just read up the last pile of shit posted here. I think you might have mistaken me for some other poster here in the last few posts...but whatever.

If you think I'm mad about anything, let alone you trying to upset me by calling me a "hipster atheist" then try again. Seriously, try again. I don't bite that easily. I need more bait. Something decent.

If you had a clue, you would know that atheism is NOT a religion. You religious tards are so silly. But I digress. I guess your "God" didn't hand out enough IQ to some of you, yourself included. But it's ok. We need simple people to do the simple jobs without questioning them or their asshole employers. It's quite humorous how the most uneducated countries are the most religious. Well, the most fanatical I guess I should say. America is a tad too religious, but in a stupid way. A bit like the general population. Stupid. But employable. Like sheep. Hang on...who led the flock?

Anyhow, I'm glad you smoke dope, good for you. May it raise your IQ so that you may one day suffer an epiphany and realize you've been had.

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 2 years ago, 21 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post#32,829

https://www.google.com/search?q=definition+of+religion&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

Search Results

re·li·gion
rəˈlijən/
noun
noun: religion
the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, especially a personal God or gods.
"ideas about the relationship between science and religion"
synonyms: faith, belief, worship, creed; More
sect, church, cult, denomination
"the freedom to practice their own religion"
a particular system of faith and worship.
plural noun: religions
"the world's great religions"
a pursuit or interest to which someone ascribes supreme importance.
"consumerism is the new religion"
Origin


i'm not done with you atheists yet. first, and for most:

you are a "hipster" religion.


second, and most importantly, after the definition of your atheist religion, here's hipster for you:

https://www.google.com/search?q=definition+of+hipster&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

Search Results

hip·ster1
ˈhipstər/
nouninformal
noun: hipster; plural noun: hipsters
a person who follows the latest trends and fashions, especially those regarded as being outside the cultural mainstream.
Origin

third, and this is most important, after you connect the dots on this, then you can say hey, dumb fucking dumb shit "hipster atheist":


DNA PROVED YOU WRONG!

but then... science is voodoo to christians.. science is witchcraft to christians.. im sorry your dad raped your ass and it made you actually respond to my post. in fact:


if you didn't care, you would let this post die, you won't. you can't. you all are "hipsters".