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Topic: I'm in love with a lesbian.

Anonymous A started this discussion 4.6 years ago #1,693

I fancy the fuck out of a girl who is gay... What do I do? :(

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4.6 years ago, 54 seconds later#21,869

Ask her nicely to switch teams.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post#21,870

ask her to fuck you with her strap-on

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 4.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post#21,871

> I fancy the fuck out of a girl who is gay... What do I do? :(

Have the op.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post#21,872

Finish her!!!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post#21,873

Find a chick you both like who is bisexual, and then have a threesome. During threesome fuck her pussy til it's raw.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4.6 years ago, 8 hours later, 12 hours after the original post#21,878

Good advice as ever gentlemen.

Anonymous D replied with this 4.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post#21,879

@previous

> Good advice as ever gentlemen.

We are all women!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 4.6 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post#22,574

@previous

> > Good advice as ever gentlemen.
>
> We are all women!

I'm not!

Anonymous F replied with this 4.6 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post#22,603

@21,879

> > Good advice as ever gentlemen.
>
> We are all women!

Just because you suck cock, are sexually aroused by naked men, and get fucked in the ass, it doesn't make you a woman. It makes you a straight guy, who is confident in his own heterosexuality.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 4.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post#22,604

@previous

> > > Good advice as ever gentlemen.
> >
> > We are all women!
>
> Just because you suck cock, are sexually aroused by naked men, and get fucked in the ass, it doesn't make you a woman. It makes you a straight guy, who is confident in his own heterosexuality.

only if you get fucked in the ass by a woman with a strap-on.
if you suck cock, are aroused by naked men and/or get fucked in the ass by men, you are gay or bi who may or may not be confident in his own sexuality.

(Edited 8 minutes later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 4.6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post#22,607

@previous

> > > > Good advice as ever gentlemen.
> > >
> > > We are all women!
> >
> > Just because you suck cock, are sexually aroused by naked men, and get fucked in the ass, it doesn't make you a woman. It makes you a straight guy, who is confident in his own heterosexuality.
>
> only if you get fucked in the ass by a woman with a strap-on.
> if you suck cock, are aroused by naked men and/or get fucked in the ass by men, you are gay or bi who may or may not be confident in his own sexuality.

Your a redneck. The real fagets are the guys who DON'T suck cock and get aroused by other men's erect penises.

Anonymous H replied with this 4.6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post#22,610

@previous

> > > > > Good advice as ever gentlemen.
> > > >
> > > > We are all women!
> > >
> > > Just because you suck cock, are sexually aroused by naked men, and get fucked in the ass, it doesn't make you a woman. It makes you a straight guy, who is confident in his own heterosexuality.
> >
> > only if you get fucked in the ass by a woman with a strap-on.
> > if you suck cock, are aroused by naked men and/or get fucked in the ass by men, you are gay or bi who may or may not be confident in his own sexuality.
>
> Your a redneck. The real fagets are the guys who DON'T suck cock and get aroused by other men's erect penises.

we know sex is confusing for retards like you but if guys don't suck cock or get not aroused by cock they're heterosexual.
unless they swallow other men's cum or fuck other men or let them fuck them.
if however they fuck with other men, it just makes them assholes and if they fuck other men's women it makes them heterosexual winners and assholes.
now if they dp other men's women with their brothers it makes them heterosexual perverts.
unless of course they get aroused by other men's women's brothers while they dp their sisters with them.
that would make them perverted heterosexual closet fags.

do you miss the days when it was only one man and one women?
well, sometimes it was one man and more than one woman.
but still there was no confusion about not being a gay man with no other men around,only women.
what was a man being strap-on fucked by women again?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 4.6 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post#22,633

> I fancy the fuck out of a girl who is gay... What do I do? :(


I would recommend a viewing of the film "Chasing Amy." It should prep you for some of the more basic obstacles you could run into in this situation. Learn from the protagonist's mistakes and devise your own strategy for letting your special girl in on your intentions. If that doesn't work I'd say you just have to do your best to move on. As some of my colleagues have suggested, the "finding a pretty girl and inviting your crush in on a threesome" idea, might work but just don't count on it, it sounds like a last-ditch attempt sort of plan. But I INFINITELY recommend that over the rape stratagy that some people are gonna offer, it may be fun at first but it is SUCH a hassle in the long run... I hear

Anonymous H replied with this 4.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post#22,642

find a gay lover for yourself, then you can hang out with her on the gay pride march...

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 4.6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post#22,648

As a woman I can say that these comments are funny as hell.,

Anonymous G replied with this 4.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post#22,650

@previous

> As a woman I can say that these comments are funny as hell.,

You're really a basement dwelling kike!

Anonymous J replied with this 4.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post#22,654

@previous

> > As a woman I can say that these comments are funny as hell.,
>
> You're really a basement dwelling kike!

Lol your a lame why you so worried about me for?

Anonymous H replied with this 4.6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post#22,659

@previous

> > > As a woman I can say that these comments are funny as hell.,
> >
> > You're really a basement dwelling kike!
>
> Lol your a lame why you so worried about me for?

Speaking english, you're doing it wrong.

Anonymous J replied with this 4.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post#22,661

@previous

> > > > As a woman I can say that these comments are funny as hell.,
> > >
> > > You're really a basement dwelling kike!
> >
> > Lol your a lame why you so worried about me for?
>
> Speaking english, you're doing it wrong
At the end of the day you are a lame for always commenting behind me, do it again and I'll rape your fucken white face

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 4.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post#22,662

Since all OPs are faggots anyway, I'd say being in love with a dyke is perfectly in compliance with Mother Nature's order.
Oy emmes, just vhat Mother ordered! Nu?

Wishing you lotsa happiness with your strap-on(s). I've already bought you a wedding gift:
http://boingboing.net/2013/03/15/55-gallons-of-personal-lube.html

Anonymous G replied with this 4.6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post#22,663

@22,661

> > > > > As a woman I can say that these comments are funny as hell.,
> > > >
> > > > You're really a basement dwelling kike!
> > >
> > > Lol your a lame why you so worried about me for?
> >
> > Speaking english, you're doing it wrong
> At the end of the day you are a lame for always commenting behind me, do it again and I'll rape your fucken white face

That I'd like to see.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post#22,670

@22,661

> > > > > As a woman I can say that these comments are funny as hell.,
> > > >
> > > > You're really a basement dwelling kike!
> > >
> > > Lol your a lame why you so worried about me for?
> >
> > Speaking english, you're doing it wrong
> At the end of the day you are a lame for always commenting behind me, do it again and I'll rape your fucken white face

Are you the same guy who posted pics of some black hooker, and had cybersex with another guy on another topic?

Anonymous J replied with this 4.6 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post#22,691

@22,663

> > > > > > As a woman I can say that these comments are funny as hell.,
> > > > >
> > > > > You're really a basement dwelling kike!
> > > >
> > > > Lol your a lame why you so worried about me for?
> > >
> > > Speaking english, you're doing it wrong
> > At the end of the day you are a lame for always commenting behind me, do it again and I'll rape your fucken white face
>
> That I'd like to see.

I know you want this black pussy in your face you filthy white boy

Anonymous J double-posted this 4.6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post#22,692

@22,670

> > > > > > As a woman I can say that these comments are funny as hell.,
> > > > >
> > > > > You're really a basement dwelling kike!
> > > >
> > > > Lol your a lame why you so worried about me for?
> > >
> > > Speaking english, you're doing it wrong
> > At the end of the day you are a lame for always commenting behind me, do it again and I'll rape your fucken white face
>
> Are you the same guy who posted pics of some black hooker, and had cybersex with another guy on another topic?

I'm not a guy and I'm not a hooker damn you so use to fags you don't even know when a real woman is in your presence..
This is the same black chick, me you dumb ass crackers

Anonymous G replied with this 4.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post#22,706

@22,670

> > > > > > As a woman I can say that these comments are funny as hell.,
> > > > >
> > > > > You're really a basement dwelling kike!
> > > >
> > > > Lol your a lame why you so worried about me for?
> > >
> > > Speaking english, you're doing it wrong
> > At the end of the day you are a lame for always commenting behind me, do it again and I'll rape your fucken white face
>
> Are you the same guy who posted pics of some black hooker, and had cybersex with another guy on another topic?

No, that's (J), a post or two above this one.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 4.5 years ago, 1 week later, 3 weeks after the original post#23,290

Topic: I'm in love with a lesbian
That's called gayism that means you like dick. So bring help you gayism friends be lesbians by having sex with men unless they look like men then their fags.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 4.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post#23,300

@previous

> Topic: I'm in love with a lesbian
> That's called gayism that means you like dick. So bring help you gayism friends be lesbians by having sex with men unless they look like men then their fags.

Lesbians are girls; gays are men! If you don't know the difference, then stay the fuck out of posts you don't understand. Try "RETARDS" topics, they are more down your street!

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 4.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post#23,307

@previous

> > Topic: I'm in love with a lesbian
> > That's called gayism that means you like dick. So bring help you gayism friends be lesbians by having sex with men unless they look like men then their fags.
>
> Lesbians are girls; gays are men! If you don't know the difference, then stay the fuck out of posts you don't understand. Try "RETARDS" topics, they are more down your street!

Are you a submissive bottom?

Anonymous M replied with this 4.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post#23,323

@previous

> > > Topic: I'm in love with a lesbian
> > > That's called gayism that means you like dick. So bring help you gayism friends be lesbians by having sex with men unless they look like men then their fags.
> >
> > Lesbians are girls; gays are men! If you don't know the difference, then stay the fuck out of posts you don't understand. Try "RETARDS" topics, they are more down your street!
>
> Are you a submissive bottom?

Who choked your throttle!

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 4.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post#23,342

@23,300

> > Topic: I'm in love with a lesbian
> > That's called gayism that means you like dick. So bring help you gayism friends be lesbians by having sex with men unless they look like men then their fags.
>
> Lesbians are girls; gays are men! If you don't know the difference, then stay the fuck out of posts you don't understand. Try "RETARDS" topics, they are more down your street!

while I agree the "gayism" guy's a retard,"gay" refers to men AND women that are homosexual.
just FYI...

Anonymous O double-posted this 4.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post#23,381

OP:

if she and her girlfriend want to have a baby offer her to become the sperm donor.
convince her to do it with you the old fashioned way instead of relying on some pervert doctor who will use his own sperm instead of the one she wants.

this will work only if she at least likes you, you're not fully retarded (though by asking us you might have proven otherwise) and she's a bit too trusting bordering on dumb...

Anonymous N replied with this 4.5 years ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post#23,523

@23,323

> > > > Topic: I'm in love with a lesbian
> > > > That's called gayism that means you like dick. So bring help you gayism friends be lesbians by having sex with men unless they look like men then their fags.
> > >
> > > Lesbians are girls; gays are men! If you don't know the difference, then stay the fuck out of posts you don't understand. Try "RETARDS" topics, they are more down your street!
> >
> > Are you a submissive bottom?
>
> Who choked your throttle!

Fuck you Hymie!!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post#23,531

@23,381

> OP:
>
> if she and her girlfriend want to have a baby offer her to become the sperm donor.
> convince her to do it with you the old fashioned way instead of relying on some pervert doctor who will use his own sperm instead of the one she wants.
>
> this will work only if she at least likes you, you're not fully retarded (though by asking us you might have proven otherwise) and she's a bit too trusting bordering on dumb...

Good lesbian wooing skills there my friend. This seems the best plan...

Anonymous M replied with this 4.5 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 month after the original post#23,532

@23,523

> > > > > Topic: I'm in love with a lesbian
> > > > > That's called gayism that means you like dick. So bring help you gayism friends be lesbians by having sex with men unless they look like men then their fags.
> > > >
> > > > Lesbians are girls; gays are men! If you don't know the difference, then stay the fuck out of posts you don't understand. Try "RETARDS" topics, they are more down your street!
> > >
> > > Are you a submissive bottom?
> >
> > Who choked your throttle!
>
> Fuck you Hymie!!

My GOD! He knows more than one sentence!!!! Quick get a screen capture somebody, and put it in the Hall of fame topic!

Anonymous N replied with this 4.5 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 month after the original post#23,551

@previous

> > > > > > Topic: I'm in love with a lesbian
> > > > > > That's called gayism that means you like dick. So bring help you gayism friends be lesbians by having sex with men unless they look like men then their fags.
> > > > >
> > > > > Lesbians are girls; gays are men! If you don't know the difference, then stay the fuck out of posts you don't understand. Try "RETARDS" topics, they are more down your street!
> > > >
> > > > Are you a submissive bottom?
> > >
> > > Who choked your throttle!
> >
> > Fuck you Hymie!!
>
> My GOD! He knows more than one sentence!!!! Quick get a screen capture somebody, and put it in the Hall of fame topic!

Suck your mother's dick, faggot!

Anonymous M replied with this 4.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post#23,560

@previous

> > > > > > > Topic: I'm in love with a lesbian
> > > > > > > That's called gayism that means you like dick. So bring help you gayism friends be lesbians by having sex with men unless they look like men then their fags.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Lesbians are girls; gays are men! If you don't know the difference, then stay the fuck out of posts you don't understand. Try "RETARDS" topics, they are more down your street!
> > > > >
> > > > > Are you a submissive bottom?
> > > >
> > > > Who choked your throttle!
> > >
> > > Fuck you Hymie!!
> >
> > My GOD! He knows more than one sentence!!!! Quick get a screen capture somebody, and put it in the Hall of fame topic!
>
> Suck your mother's dick, faggot!

Two different posts, and in one topic! Gotta be a first for you!

Anonymous N replied with this 4.5 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 month after the original post#23,583

@previous

> > > > > > > > Topic: I'm in love with a lesbian
> > > > > > > > That's called gayism that means you like dick. So bring help you gayism friends be lesbians by having sex with men unless they look like men then their fags.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Lesbians are girls; gays are men! If you don't know the difference, then stay the fuck out of posts you don't understand. Try "RETARDS" topics, they are more down your street!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Are you a submissive bottom?
> > > > >
> > > > > Who choked your throttle!
> > > >
> > > > Fuck you Hymie!!
> > >
> > > My GOD! He knows more than one sentence!!!! Quick get a screen capture somebody, and put it in the Hall of fame topic!
> >
> > Suck your mother's dick, faggot!
>
> Two different posts, and in one topic! Gotta be a first for you!

And it's gotta be a first for you that you haven't bitched about Craigslist or Andy Kurtzig, posting longass shit on this topic about it yet!

Anonymous M replied with this 4.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post#23,590

@previous

> > > > > > > > > Topic: I'm in love with a lesbian
> > > > > > > > > That's called gayism that means you like dick. So bring help you gayism friends be lesbians by having sex with men unless they look like men then their fags.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Lesbians are girls; gays are men! If you don't know the difference, then stay the fuck out of posts you don't understand. Try "RETARDS" topics, they are more down your street!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Are you a submissive bottom?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Who choked your throttle!
> > > > >
> > > > > Fuck you Hymie!!
> > > >
> > > > My GOD! He knows more than one sentence!!!! Quick get a screen capture somebody, and put it in the Hall of fame topic!
> > >
> > > Suck your mother's dick, faggot!
> >
> > Two different posts, and in one topic! Gotta be a first for you!
>
> And it's gotta be a first for you that you haven't bitched about Craigslist or Andy Kurtzig, posting longass shit on this topic about it yet!

I've never posted such rubbish, nor do I intend to!

Anonymous N replied with this 4.5 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 month after the original post#23,598

@previous

> > > > > > > > > > Topic: I'm in love with a lesbian
> > > > > > > > > > That's called gayism that means you like dick. So bring help you gayism friends be lesbians by having sex with men unless they look like men then their fags.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Lesbians are girls; gays are men! If you don't know the difference, then stay the fuck out of posts you don't understand. Try "RETARDS" topics, they are more down your street!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Are you a submissive bottom?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Who choked your throttle!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Fuck you Hymie!!
> > > > >
> > > > > My GOD! He knows more than one sentence!!!! Quick get a screen capture somebody, and put it in the Hall of fame topic!
> > > >
> > > > Suck your mother's dick, faggot!
> > >
> > > Two different posts, and in one topic! Gotta be a first for you!
> >
> > And it's gotta be a first for you that you haven't bitched about Craigslist or Andy Kurtzig, posting longass shit on this topic about it yet!
>
> I've never posted such rubbish, nor do I intend to!

Sure thing, Keith!

Anonymous M replied with this 4.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post#23,608

@previous

> > > > > > > > > > > Topic: I'm in love with a lesbian
> > > > > > > > > > > That's called gayism that means you like dick. So bring help you gayism friends be lesbians by having sex with men unless they look like men then their fags.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Lesbians are girls; gays are men! If you don't know the difference, then stay the fuck out of posts you don't understand. Try "RETARDS" topics, they are more down your street!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Are you a submissive bottom?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Who choked your throttle!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Fuck you Hymie!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > My GOD! He knows more than one sentence!!!! Quick get a screen capture somebody, and put it in the Hall of fame topic!
> > > > >
> > > > > Suck your mother's dick, faggot!
> > > >
> > > > Two different posts, and in one topic! Gotta be a first for you!
> > >
> > > And it's gotta be a first for you that you haven't bitched about Craigslist or Andy Kurtzig, posting longass shit on this topic about it yet!
> >
> > I've never posted such rubbish, nor do I intend to!
>
> Sure thing, Keith!

I'm Billy.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 4.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post#23,620

> I fancy the fuck out of a girl who is gay... What do I do? :(

I know how you feel dude. Thankfully it turned out she had a crush on the girl I started going out with so we invited her for a threesome. Good luck to you though.