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Topic: ITT: Things you do for fun that are probably illegal

Anonymous A started this discussion 2.9 years ago #167

ITT: Things you do for fun that are probably illegal

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 28 minutes later#2,853

Shoot out Traffic Cameras and road signs...

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post#2,854

teen girls

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post#2,855

fun doesn't equal legal imo

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post#2,856

illegal does equal fun imo

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 52 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post#2,857

Rohypnol

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post#2,858

corn fights... and yess i live in a small town

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post#2,859

prescription drug abuse, y'all

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post#2,860

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe wat DONT i do?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post#2,861

shoot found arrows towards crowds and buildings...

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post#2,862

smokin weed, smokin whiz, doin coke drinkin beers, rollin fatties smokin blunts, who smokes blunts, we smoke the blunts, rollin blunts and smokin...

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post#2,863

preteen girls

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 days after the original post#2,864

slash police car tires at night...

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post#2,865

fuck your little brother

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 2.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post#2,866

13 year old girls

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 3 months later, 3 months after the original post#2,867

Throwing trash on the ground. I'm hardcore bitch.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 months after the original post#2,868

masturbate in public

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 months after the original post#2,869

breaking the speed limit in heroic quanitities.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 months after the original post#2,870

I'm not at liberty to discuss any details.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 months after the original post#2,871

print counterfeit currency

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 months after the original post#2,872

steroids

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 months after the original post#2,873

internet

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 10 hours later, 3 months after the original post#2,874

Take shits on peoples cars

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 1 day later, 3 months after the original post#2,875

140 mph

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post#2,876

having sex in a car / public place / university.

Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 months after the original post#2,877

cp

Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post#2,878

Bacon.

Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 months after the original post#2,879

have my six year old cousin suck my dick

Anonymous Z-5 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 months after the original post#2,880

Nothin is illegal unless you get caught.

Anonymous Z-6 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 months after the original post#2,881

Expose myself to lolicon and then make stupid comments about it on the internet. Yup, in my homeland of Sweden, it's illegal.

Anonymous Z-7 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 months after the original post#2,882

I run with scissors.

Anonymous Z-8 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 months after the original post#2,883

I piss behind the 7-11.

Anonymous Z-9 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 2 days later, 3 months after the original post#2,884

i preach communism during history class

Anonymous Z-10 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 months after the original post#2,885

chan4chan

Anonymous Z-11 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 5 days later, 3 months after the original post#2,886

^ lol

Anonymous Z-12 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 months after the original post#2,887

Smoke Weed

Anonymous Z-13 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 51 minutes later, 3 months after the original post#2,888

remember: everything is legal until you get caught

Anonymous Z-14 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 months after the original post#2,889

DUDE. GTFO !

Anonymous Z-15 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 months after the original post#2,890

I'm doing it now: c4c

Anonymous Z-16 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 months after the original post#2,891

Everything I can

Anonymous Z-17 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 months after the original post#2,892

Well, quite possbily living in a country that now outlaws growing your own food. Did I miss when Stewie Griffin became supreme overlord?

Anonymous Z-18 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post#2,893

Wait, what about foraging for food?

Anonymous Z-19 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 3 months after the original post#2,894

The supposed point of the bill is to ensure safe food. While I think that is horribly comical I think the true goal of the bill is to create a greater dependency on the already established overbearing system. But, more than anything, I think it's an attempt of a bunch of corrupt people that do not go without, justifying their 'jobs' to an easily fooled populace. Maybe there are thetins in the seed

Anonymous Z-20 joined in and replied with this 2.5 years ago, 1 month later, 5 months after the original post#2,895

Shoving firecrackers into mailboxes

Anonymous Z-21 joined in and replied with this 2.5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 5 months after the original post#2,896

regicide

Anonymous Z-22 joined in and replied with this 2.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 months after the original post#2,897

rape

Anonymous Z-23 joined in and replied with this 2.5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 5 months after the original post#2,898

download HD movies

Anonymous Z-24 joined in and replied with this 2.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 months after the original post#2,899

I removed the tags from the sofa cushions!

Anonymous Z-25 joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 1 month later, 6 months after the original post#2,900

EVERY WAKING MOMENT is fun....and illegal.

Anonymous Z-26 joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 27 minutes later, 6 months after the original post#2,901

fapping in public

Anonymous Z-27 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 month later, 7 months after the original post#2,902

Grand Theft Auto in da hood, yo dawg! And drive-by shootin' rivanl gang membahs while on mah way to collectin' da dues from mah hoochie-mamas woikin' on da street. PeaceTation, yo.

Anonymous Z-28 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 months after the original post#2,903

Drink & Drive with my 15 year old girlfriend

Anonymous Z-29 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 months after the original post#2,904

Hey 10115 keep shootin' I get to fix them on overtime!!

Anonymous Z-30 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 days later, 7 months after the original post#2,905

stealing, the government hates competition

Anonymous Z-31 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 5 days later, 8 months after the original post#2,906

highschool girls...

Anonymous Z-32 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 months after the original post#2,907

Eat dogs

Anonymous Z-33 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 20 hours later, 8 months after the original post#2,908

go out with a teengirl 14-17 and fuck her

Anonymous Z-34 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post#2,909

^ not illegal in spain or japan

Anonymous Z-35 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 47 minutes later, 8 months after the original post#2,910

^damn japanese, and my ex was spanish lol well and she is not teen =)

Anonymous Z-36 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 9 seconds later, 8 months after the original post#2,911

Gutting librarians like fish.

Anonymous Z-37 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 day later, 8 months after the original post#2,912

^ And then wrapping them in a newspaper? ;-)

Anonymous Z-38 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 11 hours later, 8 months after the original post#2,913

Shit on the police car bonnet

Anonymous Z-39 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 31 minutes later, 8 months after the original post#2,914

Bookmarking C4C?

Anonymous Z-40 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 months after the original post#2,915

^ Not just illegal, this will get you the CHAIR!

Anonymous Z-41 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post#2,916

were do I begin

Anonymous Z-42 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 8 months after the original post#2,917

^ Hmmm, let's see... was your birth legal? What about your conception? Biographies need to be thorough.

Anonymous Z-43 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 15 hours later, 8 months after the original post#2,918

burn all haters= homemade flame thrower

Anonymous Z-44 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 months after the original post#2,919

^ Legal in some States. :-P

Anonymous Z-45 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post#2,920

Masturbate. Its illegal at my age. Drinking too.

Anonymous Z-46 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post#2,921

drive my 1985 honda atc 250sx on the roads at high speed while intoxicated

Anonymous Z-47 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 43 minutes later, 8 months after the original post#2,922

Winning

Anonymous Z-48 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 months after the original post#2,923

Kill 6+ million people.

Anonymous Z-49 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 11 hours later, 8 months after the original post#2,924

Shit on people's windscreens

Anonymous Z-50 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 months after the original post#2,925

@ 9613: screw that! Go fuck yourself, and enjoy it! ;-)

Anonymous Z-51 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 52 seconds later, 8 months after the original post#2,926

@ Führer: Actually, when you did that, it was still legal, mein herr.

Anonymous Z-52 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 day later, 8 months after the original post#2,927

think freely

Anonymous Z-53 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 18 hours later, 8 months after the original post#2,928

f.e.a.r. fuck everything and run

Anonymous Z-54 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 15 hours later, 8 months after the original post#2,929

Sell cigs and booze to underages for sexual favors. :p

Anonymous Z-55 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 months after the original post#2,930

dissabeling some of the attractions on the fair over and over again :D

Anonymous Z-56 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post#2,931

Steal ppl's kidneys and sell them to black market for crack money

Anonymous Z-57 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 months after the original post#2,932

^ If you sell 'em back to those you stole from, now that's epic! ;-)

Anonymous Z-58 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 days later, 8 months after the original post#2,933

Bang 7 gram rocks...cause thats what I do.....

Anonymous Z-59 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 months after the original post#2,934

Weed, and that SUCKS BAD

Anonymous Z-60 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 days later, 8 months after the original post#2,935

Anonymous Z-61 joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 2 months later, 11 months after the original post#2,936

heroin, speed, pills, driving without license, stealing... Hey, when I think of it: probably almost everything I do is illegal :S

Anonymous Z-62 joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 13 hours later, 11 months after the original post#2,937

^ Not breathing. Yet...

Anonymous Z-63 joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 2 minutes later, 11 months after the original post#2,938

everything's legal until you get caught

Anonymous Z-64 joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 8 minutes later, 11 months after the original post#2,939

cocaine

Anonymous Z-65 joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 10 minutes later, 11 months after the original post#2,940

write on things that don't belong to me

Anonymous Z-66 joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 15 hours later, 11 months after the original post#2,941

yes, and I have been arrested for it too... Probation blows...

Anonymous Z-67 joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 1 hour later, 11 months after the original post#2,942

shit in the cat litterbox and blame it on the dog.

Anonymous Z-68 joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 5 minutes later, 11 months after the original post#2,943

I buttfucked a 15 year old girl who passed out in my bed during a party. She woke up ten minutes later saying she had to shit. It was hilarious.

Anonymous Z-69 joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 2 hours later, 11 months after the original post#2,944

I am LMFAO.... NOT!!! Only on ur dreams LIAR...^

Anonymous Z-70 joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 1 minute later, 11 months after the original post#2,945

Oh wait - if she was a nigger I may believe u. I know u love them NIGGERS! ^

Anonymous Z-71 joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 4 hours later, 11 months after the original post#2,946

I buttfucked a 50 year old girl who passed out in my bed during a party. She woke up ten minutes later saying she had to shit. It was your mom. and she then gave birth to YOU.

Anonymous Z-72 joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 5 days later, 11 months after the original post#2,947

pissin on police cars

Anonymous Z-73 joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 4 hours later, 11 months after the original post#2,948

4chan 'nuff said

Anonymous Z-74 joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 2 months later, 1.1 year after the original post#2,949

+z$8frZdyL%68pSU/:>w<:E3.lG-!XIB

Anonymous Z-75 joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 14 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post#2,950

i sometimes speak to loudly in the local library.

Anonymous Z-76 joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 2 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post#2,951

stuff that pedobear loves

Anonymous Z-77 joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 1 day later, 1.1 year after the original post#2,952

making pipe bombs

Anonymous Z-78 joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 3 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post#2,953

fap

Anonymous Z-79 joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 8 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post#2,954

Hey woody what did you get busted for?

Anonymous Z-80 joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 3 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post#2,955

I ain't talkin'...they know where I live...

Anonymous Z-81 joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 11 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post#2,956

what is this shit?

Anonymous Z-82 joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 3 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post#2,960

Everyhing that's in your mind

Anonymous Z-83 joined in and replied with this 1.6 year ago, 2 months later, 1.3 year after the original post#4,142

Download shit I shouldn't download.

Anonymous Z-84 joined in and replied with this 1.6 year ago, 2 days later, 1.3 year after the original post#4,169

Everything fun is illegal

Anonymous Z-85 joined in and replied with this 1.6 year ago, 43 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post#4,174

Lol, I masturbate on transit property.

Anonymous Z-86 joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 1 month later, 1.5 year after the original post#5,046

Drink beer at a train station!
Or shag my gf in america. 16 is legal bitch!

Anonymous Z-87 joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 4 hours later, 1.5 year after the original post#5,048

jailbait

Anonymous Z-88 joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 3 days later, 1.5 year after the original post#5,078

I never do anything illegal, Officer!

Anonymous Z-89 joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 32 minutes later, 1.5 year after the original post#5,079

insert generic illegal activity here in an attempt to be cool.

Anonymous Z-90 joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 5 hours later, 1.5 year after the original post#5,080

Tying a subject down and slowly over the period of a few weeks cutting into the meaty part of a limb until just before you are going to cause permanent damage nurse back to health and start on another part of the body during healing. You have years of fun til you run out of non scar tissue then start on the torso.

Anonymous Z-91 joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 6 days later, 1.5 year after the original post#5,123

I'm gonna have to plead the Fifth here. As the statute of limitations haven't run out yet.

Anonymous Z-91 double-posted this 1.4 year ago, 12 seconds later, 1.5 year after the original post#5,124

I'm gonna have to plead the Fifth here. As the statute of limitations haven't run out yet.

Anonymous Z-92 joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 2 months later, 1.7 year after the original post#6,517

rapin madd biches n hoes

Anonymous Z-94 joined in and replied with this 1.1 year ago, 1 month later, 1.8 year after the original post#7,121

A cow

Anonymous Z-95 joined in and replied with this 1.1 year ago, 8 hours later, 1.8 year after the original post#7,122

Where I live, that would be viewing porn, thinking, and speaking. (In random order! fap-fap-fap)
I'm even considering having unmarried sexual relations. But this'll have to wait until I'm 13, naturally! Right now, the acne is kind of a handicap.

Oh, I also post nudity on chan4chan.org under another login. I really love living dangerously. :-P

P.S.: And trolling. Where I live, trolling govt. people can get you killed. Or worse, expelled.

Anonymous Z-96 joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 3 months later, 2.1 years after the original post#9,155

@previous

> Where I live, that would be viewing porn, thinking, and speaking. (In random order! fap-fap-fap)
> I'm even considering having unmarried sexual relations. But this'll have to wait until I'm 13, naturally! Right now, the acne is kind of a handicap.
>
> Oh, I also post nudity on chan4chan.org under another login. I really love living dangerously. :-P
>
> P.S.: And trolling. Where I live, trolling govt. people can get you killed. Or worse, expelled.

Kill youself now! Damn it!