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Topic: Have you long cock?

Anonymous A started this discussion 4.2 years ago #1,274

My wife want long cock.my cock is too small

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4.2 years ago, 1 hour later#15,391

> My wife want long cock.my cock is too small

I only have a chicken, will that do?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post#15,392

How long yours?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post#15,393

My dick is two inches when hard, but I do have a fourteen inch strap-on.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 4.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post#15,394

It depends. When I cock turkey, it a long cock.
When I cock popcorn, very short cock: only three minutes on medium setting.
Also depends on recipe: fat cow take very long to cock, specially if stuffing come first.
Google "bukkake". Bukkake can be cocked with any long you have, and it no depend on hao mochi juice you want.
But remember: mani white americunts hate juice. You asking before you basking, okei?

Anonymous D double-posted this 4.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post#15,395

Also giving advice on cocking Turkey when you in great Hungary: it cunt be excessive, but some time sis great paint in the donkey-ass. Always cock is shlong and big if porking yu stuff in Turkey. Or else israel pain in rump.
Your well cum.

(Edited 9 minutes later.)

Anonymous D triple-posted this 4.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post#15,396

I also cock female dogs, chinese reci pee.
Look at my beaches. My beaches is great. This i ashieve with gowss ormone in jeccions.
Feed a hole boat pipple familie for one moon at kwanza seasoning. And have some left overs.
Left overs are for baiting rats for break fast. I break neck fast, they no hurt a tall.
I becum verie good at baiting, now i is sensei, master baiter. Learne with engrish, in cunning linguinist scool.
Teacher love my reci pee for bukkake and juicing tentacles.

Anonymous D quadruple-posted this 4.2 years ago, 24 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post#15,397

I men to say "growss horror moan". X-cues my engrish, eat tease knot eyes fist tongue.
First tongue was camelion tongue stuffed with moskito bowel soursages and dragon fly liever. Custardmer liked saw mochi, he ate his finger at end of meal. Boss congratulated my whork. Very tasty mammary i have of this day. Very very testy meme worry in my deed!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4.2 years ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post#15,446

> My wife want long cock.my cock is too small

you no wife!
you fat ugly ronery pedofag

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4.2 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post#15,613

I have 8 inch.show your wife's cunt

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 4.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post#15,618

@previous

> I have 8 inch.show your wife's cunt

He doesn't need to show she's a cunt...only she's a fat ugly fuckin' cunt!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 4.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 week after the original post#15,632

@15,613

> I have 8 inch.show your wife's cunt

you NASA scientist !

you get units wrong !

you mean 8 mm.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3.9 years ago, 3 months later, 3 months after the original post#20,473

@previous

> > I have 8 inch.show your wife's cunt
>
> you NASA scientist !
>
> you get units wrong !
>
> you mean 8 mm.

My cock is very big and very muscular. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties!

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3.9 years ago, 14 hours later, 3 months after the original post#20,528

Me has long cock. Me cocking a roast at the moment. Take many hours to cock!

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 3.7 years ago, 2 months later, 6 months after the original post#25,266

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)

> > > > I have 8 inch.show your wife's cunt
> > >
> > > you NASA scientist !
> > >
> > > you get units wrong !
> > >
> > > you mean 8 mm.
> >
> > My cock is very big and very muscular. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties!
>
> the only thing your cock is breaking is the anal cherries of your choir bois!

Are you a submissive bottom?

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 3.5 years ago, 2 months later, 9 months after the original post#27,431

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)

> > I have a big red cock!

I want eat that

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 3.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 9 months after the original post#27,432

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)

> I have a big red cock!

Wife is finally pleased, god bless.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 3.2 years ago, 2 months later, 1 year after the original post#29,394

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)

> > I have a big red cock!

Hahaha. Faggot Mod deletes other post, but leaves this one here.

Welcome to tran4tran, cockloving website of submissive bottom cuckold faggots.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 3.2 years ago, 1 week later, 1 year after the original post#29,704

@15,446

> > My wife want long cock.my cock is too small
>
> you no wife!
> you fat ugly ronery pedofag

Says it all.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 3.2 years ago, 2 days later, 1.1 year after the original post#29,846

> My wife want long cock.my cock is too small

Surely "her" cock is big enough itself?

Anonymous S replied with this 3.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post#29,848

@previous

> > My wife want long cock.my cock is too small
>
> Surely "her" cock is big enough itself?

Have you tried it, then?

Anonymous T replied with this 3.2 years ago, 1 week later, 1.1 year after the original post#30,668

@previous

> > > My wife want long cock.my cock is too small
> >
> > Surely "her" cock is big enough itself?
>
> Have you tried it, then?

No. But it's obvious. That was a Chan4Chan poster.

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 3.2 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post#30,669

@29,704

> > > My wife want long cock.my cock is too small
> >
> > you no wife!
> > you fat ugly ronery pedofag
>
> Says it all.

I do say it all, you fat ugry srimebarr

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 3.1 years ago, 2 weeks later, 1.1 year after the original post#31,507

I have 14 inches.

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 3.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1.1 year after the original post#31,520

it's not the length of your cock that's important.
it's the stroking technique and the strength of your grip while fapping...

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 3.1 years ago, 2 days later, 1.1 year after the original post#31,581

@previous

> it's not the length of your cock that's important.
> it's the stroking technique and the strength of your grip while fapping...

You should know, wanker.

Anonymous X double-posted this 3.1 years ago, 1 week later, 1.2 year after the original post#31,809

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)

> > > it's not the length of your cock that's important.
> > > it's the stroking technique and the strength of your grip while fapping...
> >
> > You should know, wanker.
>
> haha, are you trying to say you NEVER EVER did it?!
>
> well, we know you're a virgin(posting on c4c and all) which is exactly the reason why you "know" it just as much as any one of us here...
>
> you display a pathetic attempt at self deluding into alpha status (in fact any kind of social status - mr.anonymous basement dweller)

Say whut?

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 8 months later, 1.9 year after the original post#32,697

> My wife want long cock.my cock is too small

Tell your "wife" to use his own cock.

Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 3 weeks later, 1.9 year after the original post#32,724

No linx to pix, no proof, no spare change!